Quote# 16626

[On the collection of all factual material that exists]

Yes, all facts come from a special collection of 66 books written by 40 different authors who wrote over a period of 1500 years.

[on ignoring pesky facts that get in the way of his view of the Bible]

no one except Bible believers knows when the sun was actually formed

[bearing false witness in regard to current evolutionary theory with bonus smarmy attitude]

Microevolution: the beaks of succeeding generations of finches will adapt to their environmental conditions.
Macroevolution: Frogs will eventually sprout wings and fly away, monkeys will all turn into men, and given enough time and chance that chair you're sitting in will eventually get up and walk out of the room.
The first type has happened on a daily basis since creation. The second type has never happened and never will. Further, if all species had been formed this way as the theory postulates, there would be massive evidence for it literally at our feet - there is none. It's a hopelessly bankrupt theory while ironically, anyone who believes it might actually be the only slim chance to validate it - obviously having somewhat less evolved reasoning powers.

[On where he gets his belief that his interpretation is, well, Gospel]

Jesus again told me that all your bizarre personal beliefs about the Bible are also false and come from listening to the doctrines of demons. The spirit you are listening to is not the Holy Spirit but a lying spirit, and to claim otherwise is blasphemy on your part.

Bible Man, The Straight Dope 24 Comments [11/2/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 16627

Firstly, you cannot see God but you see Him through people. you believe in the wind right? Just because u cant c it doesn't mean its not there.

tiana24, www.christianforums.com 39 Comments [11/2/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 16632

[Adoption]

KEEP YOUR DAMN LEGS CLOSED AND WE WONT HAVE THIS PROBLEM. IF YOU WANNA GET KNOCKED UP THEN FINE BUT DEAL WITH THE DAMN CONSEQUENCES.YOU ARE KILLIN A BABY WHO COULD BE THE VERY ONE TO CURE CANCER, CAUSE WORLD PEACE, ANYTHING, AND YOU WANNA KILL IT. GET A DAMN GRIP ON LIFE AND KEEP YOUR LEGS CLOSED.

SIT ON THAT ONE FOR A WHILE.

Sweet Contest®, MySpace 53 Comments [11/2/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 16633

[Regarding the Jerusalem Gay Pride parade]

There should be outrage, violence, and pure mayhem in Jerusalem - against the gays. The very idea is an insult. We can't tolerate perversion. They can be gay if they want to, but not in the streets of Jerusalem.



Jaysun, Free Republic 23 Comments [11/2/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 16634

[Regarding the Jerusalem Gay Pride parade]

There should be no compromise with evil. If Jews today had the gumption of their Maccabean ancestors, all the pagans in Israel would be put to the sword and the name of God would be feared throughout the Land.

[Followed by the poster's sig:]

"Show me just what Mohammed brought that was new, and there you will find things only evil and inhuman, such as his command to spread by the sword the faith he preached." -Manuel II Paleologus

goldstategop, Free Republic 25 Comments [11/2/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 16635

Israel and America were founded on the principles of the 10 commandments. That is why both countries are democratic republics. If we cannot put limits on behavior, then we have no right telling other nations that they cannot have nuclear weapons, kill innocent people, or invade other countries.

Iam1ru1-2, Free Republic 38 Comments [11/2/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 16637

'Atheism is a denial of a god.'
'Therefore It Is A Religious Position,' 'Indeed, A True Atheist Thinks Of The Gods Constantly, Albeit In Terms of Denial. Therefore, Atheism Is A Form Of Belief. If The Atheist Truly Did Not Believe, He Or She Would Not Bother To Deny.'

Lorenzo De La Cruz, C4forums 58 Comments [11/2/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 16638

Atheism is another denomination of Christianity.

[WTF?? Atheism is another denomination of Christianity?Utter drivel]

How can it be drivel? Another man's opinion can be as valid as the next man.

I am starting to believe the same way of Atheism as another form of religion.

The same way that Satanism can be regarded as another denomination of Christianity. They deny that christ will save them, so just end up in the opposite direction.

Just your perception can be put to the test.

GapOfTheGods, C4forums 46 Comments [11/2/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 16639

Looking back on my expierences, I have very mixed feelings. Looking at marching bands in secular schools, I see a lot of problems:
Uniforms: often the young ladies are forced to wear pants, or worse! In some cases, the costumes the girls in the color guard (flags, rifles, dance, etc.) are almost non-existant!
Music: almost never is proper for the Christian! Does not praise God!
Dancing: many bands have actions that are downright vulgar. There is one (here in Chrarlotte, NC) that was banned from the Christmas parade becuase their actions were so vulgar that they offended the community. If you know anything about Charlotte, you know that is saying a LOT!
I went to band camp - I know that more than music and marching is practiced or learned! In fact, one of our 'adult' sponsors told us how to sneak out of the dorm we were in w/o setting off an alarm and which bar we could go to!
Now, despite all of these bad things, I firmly believe that everyone should at least try to learn an instrument, but I cannot say that I support a secular school's marching band!

Bro Randy, Teens-4-christ 62 Comments [11/2/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 16640

[The last post made from Felk, he was soon banned for being an embarrassment to their forum.]

Ding-a-ling-a-ling,*class bell for 2nd hour health ringing*. After culturalism 101 and our pop quiz about the neccessity of poop in third world construction, we are now going to teach you how to get an abortion without informing your parents. And in biology we will discuss the homosexual animal community, awww.

And ya all seem to be worried about United States world domination, incredible.



Mr. Coulter, God or Science 24 Comments [11/2/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 16642

There's a reason God created Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve.

Lol, so true...

I think guy kissing guy SHOULD be taken out because who knows what little kids will play this game. They'll think it's alright.

I'm pretty sure Rockstars put that in there to make it a joke. In the end guys liking guys is just COMPLETELY wrong.

But not lesbians, lesbians are GREEEEAAATTTT!!! I LOVE LESBIANS BYAAAAHHHH!!!!

chaostofu, Gamefaq's Bully 64 Comments [11/2/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 16645

Ok, new information:

1. hugo chavez has this little island off the cost of his country. He is using that island to train muslims in how to acclimate to the US culture as mexicans. He then gives the documentation so that they can legally enter into mexico. From there, they can, with relative safety, cross into the United States.
2. The Mexican government is corrupt and run by the druglords. There have been cases where elements of the the Mexican military have actually fired upon the US Border Patrol.
I can only imagine why these things are not widely known, or why the United States populus does not stand in revolt to this invasion.

RR


Bro. Randy, Teens-4-Christ 45 Comments [11/2/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 16646

If the Sodomites can't handle being called other names then they need to take it up with God.


Mrs. Debbie, Teens-4-Christ 52 Comments [11/2/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 16648

[Because according to the same laws that advocate the slaughter of homosexuals this is just as worthy of death,I wonder why this topic doesnt get aired much, should adulterers be 'put to the sword'...?]

Yes they should!

How many times have you seen adulterers get together in the street screaming

We cheat on our wives,
We cheat on our husbands,
Get used to it.

Not at all, you see when caught, they still face the shame and sigma of society for doing such a thing. Though it is lessoning a bit but it doesn't have the AAAD* propoganda army promoting it like homos do. But homos think there shouldn't be any stigma for their perversion the only stigma should be for opposing it.





Just Tom, Theology Online Forums 20 Comments [11/2/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 16649

[Madonna is the Antichrist]

I really dont believe that the AC will be a MAN, Madonna is very charismatic and talks a lot in the media about world peace............. Shes seen as a charitable person and the adoption would of done her popularity a lot of favours with a lot of people around the WORLD.............

A lot of people WORSHIP her as well and she comes from a little Horn "UK"...............

(So tell me who the false prophet is? Let me guess?? is it Britney or could it be Beyonce?? [rolling around laughing smilie]You are a Fool JJ.)

Let me guess your a demonic LESBO madonna fan ??? and i was being SERIOUS!!!!!!

MISS im to fat and ugly to attract a husband, so "i'll have muff instead"

(Dimwit! Consider yourself reported to the admin)

WHAT ?? For having an OPINION ? Your a MAD Madonna fan? Maybe i should call an Exorcist to remove that Devil out of you ?? THANKS for giving what i was saying Credibility

Evil Feminists like MADONNA would stick together
and support one another.

Little children, it is the last time: and as ye have heard that antichrist shall come, even now are there many antichrists; whereby we know that it is the last time.
1 John 2:18

JJ_Wilder, C4forums 35 Comments [11/2/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 16651

[When questioned if he loved or hated homosexuals]

Why should I Love them?

the way I see it, Don't you think they in-directly hate Life? Imagine a town with all homosexuals and no new child is born to become a doctor and no outsiders visit that town then the life-span of that town will be gone within a matter of year.

Infact the whole town will be dead only if the doctors of that town are gone...

It's a greater risk to humanity at large and it's a Major factor is that it's a SIN.

May Allah protect us all and make us love a new born child who has the potential of becoming a doctor, etc... (new life)....

Bookofknowledge, Christian Forums 36 Comments [11/2/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Oculus Invisibilis

Quote# 16652

"You know the sky isn't really blue. And I'm also sure during the course of your elite education you have discovered, as your peers before you, that evolution isn't true either, a doctrine that defies the physical laws of entropy itself. A doctrine which also demands that you cling to the ridiculous theory of uniformity in the fossil record you no doubt know to be false due to all the edvidence of a universal flood. A flood which upset the fossil record with all its hydrostatic windstorms, volcanoes, cross currents, whirlpools and other hydraulic hemorrhages unleashed on this planet when the fountains of the deep were opened. And shall I comment on the cell structure of the human body as well, or the half-life of palonium halos in granite which also disprove Mr. Darwin? And lest I be remiss, shall I touch upon the Fibonacci phenomena in botany, music and art? Perhaps, since you are a quantum physicist, we should discuss just how much of our universe is constructed from dark matter? Or shall we talk about the introns and epigenetic marks of DNA? Or better yet, should we discuss the physics of the Roche Limit for the Earth's moon, and the retrograde motion of the planets? But even those providential laws, as consise as they are in light of the entropyric effects ordained to be inflicted upon them with the fall of mankind, cannot be compared to the Lord's supernatural superiority over his creations."

Matthew Dickens, Wayfarer 39 Comments [11/2/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Denizen

Quote# 16653

What I beleive is this.

The chances that the Rapture is...
Hours away? 1%
Days away? 2%
Months away? 47%
Years away? 50%
Over 100 years away? 0%

So all I can say is that I do beleive it will be soon!!!

goodboy, Rapture Ready 72 Comments [11/2/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Anti-Goth

Quote# 16655

Evolution has absolutely no evidence supporting it, unlike Christianity. There are no fossil records, and any that they claim to have, are dated by the rock layers they are found in. The rock layers are dated by the fossils they contain. This is a logical fallicy known by the incredibly geeky and my school as petitio principii, circluar reasoning.
There would be millions of years' worth of soil due to the things that are dieing, leaving behind new soil. But, this soil is missing.
The sun shrinks everyday and., if the universe were hundreds of years old, the earth would be a hunk of burnt toast floating around in space.
Animals can not evolve from somthing they do not have the genetic code for. A dog can not gain the DNA neccessary for sprouting wings and scales. There is such a thing as microevolution, animals chaging to suit the enviroment such as growing more fur or less fur, etc. However, as I said, macroevolution is physically impsossible.
Okay, let's give someone else a turn!

Gulden_Angel, witnessofgodministries.com 47 Comments [11/2/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 16657

Adolf Hitler was a homosexual.

It is well know that the first Nazi in Germany were homosexuals.

It is also well know that homosexuality was wide spread in the Rome Empire. So the Roman soldiers who crucified Jesus were probable homosexuals.

lynn18, Christian Forums 84 Comments [11/2/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 16658

Well, like I posted earlier, reality and the Bible are two different things. In reality, if I was a Jew in that time [during the holocaust], I WOULD (emphasis) have lied to save my family, but biblically, it doesn't change the fact thats it's still wrong. The right thing to do, it to always tell the truth. Would I always? Absolutely not! Is lying always wrong? Absolutely! It was not only illegal by man's laws (Germany in this instance) , it's going against the very word of God.

missions2005, Teens-4-christ 28 Comments [11/2/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 16566

The earth can't be billions of years old because it is slowly spinning down due to energy loss. If it was billions of years old, it would have to have been spinning at millions of miles per hour, throwing the dinosaurs that were supposed to exist then off of the earth (maybe that's why they're extinct, eh?)

Ærik¯Thª¯Nøt¯®eD, Myspace 54 Comments [11/1/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 16574

A person who sold a slave did not make God sick like watching two men do it.

DevotiontoBible, Christian Forums 121 Comments [11/1/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Mandrake

Quote# 16578

[Giving advice to a woman whose 3-year-old daughter throws temper tantrums all the time]

Is there anything in your house or your life that could have drawn unclean things in?
& if you believe in generational curses as I do...seeking the Spirit about them for you & your spouse's family line might be another direction to go.

Ultimately her parents will be the ones that can truely sense whether this is coming from the natural realm of the supernatural realm

gracechick, Christian Forums 41 Comments [11/1/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Damned at Random

Quote# 16584

Ok evolutions have said alot of things in this forum, but they really have not refuted any evidenced used against there theory. What i have basically heard from the evolutionist is "creationist are morons and scienctist have dated the world older than what the Bible says.

Well......maybe. The problem is Scientist over the past 50 to 60 years have used a number of dating methods. Well, if the first dating-method worked then why would they have to keep coming up with new dating-methods. The problem is none of them work. I would like to speak about them all but I don't have enough time, so i will just speak about the most common, Carbon-Dating.

The carbon dating method uses the amount C14 in the atmosphere. C14 is radioactive C12(regular carbon). By the way there is very small ammount of C14 in the atmosphere, like .00014, I think.
Well what happens is the sun's rays hit the atmosphere and turn some of the C12 in to C14. Following that, C14 will slowly change back into C12. It has been proven that C14 takes about 5, 700 years to decay back to C12. Meanwhile plants are breathing in CO2 and some of it is radio active C14. The animals then eat the plants and the animals die then turn to fossils, which recently has been proven it only takes a year to fossilize something. Anyway back to C14, well once the animal or plant dies to C14 continues to decay , in the fossil, back in to C12. When they find a fossil they will compare the amount of C14 left in the fossil to the amount in the atmosphere. Then they will use math to get the exact date. That is how the method of Carbon dating is used, but there are errors in it:

Error 1: back in the 1960s scientist wanted to know how long the atmosphere would take to reach a stage called equilibrium. Example of equilibrium: If I told you to fill a cup with water, however I put a hole in the bottom of the cup. Eventually the cup would fill up to a certain point where the amount of water going in is equiling the ammount of water coming out and you cant fill the cup up any more, that would be equilibrium. Where you cant put any more water in because the same ammount is draining out. Scientist tested the atmosphere and found out that it would take 30, 000 years for the atmosphere to reach equilibrium. Well, here is the problem. There is still 27% to 35% more C14 being added to atmosphere then is decaying out. Proving that the atmosphere has not reached equilibrium and the earth is less than 30, 000 years old.

Error 2: If the atmosphere has not reached equilibrium then compairing the amout of C14 in fossils to the amount in C14 in the atmosphere would be pointless because there is more C14 coming in then decaying out.

Now if you are a evolutionist, don't just say Im stupid and wrong, PROVE me wrong. Do you homework and come back to me with a strong point against the method of Carbon-dating.

[Note: FSTDT.com did their homework, and Googled for 2 seconds and discovered carbon-14 <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carbon-14" target="_blank">decays into nitrogen-14</a>, not carbon-12 again.]

Mike Jones, Myspace 27 Comments [11/1/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Scott