Quote# 16759

Yeah Christians in general get quite a bad name these days. I'm all for individuality, but people are becoming far too Liberal these days, to the point where one day the whole world will probably be destroyed by nuclear warfare.

AJB4, Christian Forums 31 Comments [11/5/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Sireg

Quote# 16693

[Another candidate for the Fundie Word Redefinition Project]

As for the shorts: well, there is a standard.
Isa 47:2-3 Take the millstones, and grind meal: uncover thy locks, make bare the leg, uncover the thigh, pass over the rivers. (3) Thy nakedness shall be uncovered, yea, thy shame shall be seen: I will take vengeance, and I will not meet thee as a man.

in this passage, 'nakedness' is defined as making bare the thigh. That is anything above the knee. So, based on that standard, compared to modern clothes, some shorts are ok, some clearly are not!

RR

Bro. Randy, Teens-4-Christ 25 Comments [11/4/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Traitor1

Quote# 16695

I can sum it all up in three words: Evolution is a lie

JohnR7, Christian forums 470 Comments [11/4/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 16700

Almost every president of the United States, including George Washington, has been a Freemason (this is kindred to being a Satanist – some high order Masons are infant and adult murdering Satanists). Washington D.C. is laid out on Masonic patterns. Masons control high level and major lower level political candidates in many governments. Many Presidents and world leaders since the 1920's have also been members of the Bohemian Club who worship the god of child sacrifice – Molech.

Father David C. Trosch, trosch.org 33 Comments [11/4/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 16702

Space Shuttle Disasters ?

Frances Coleman, the editorial page editor of the Mobile Register, wrote an angry column regarding a comment I had made in an article (Distillation and Doom) concerning a possible chastisement from God relating to a sequence of historical and contemporary events.

One of the references referred to the destruction of the space shuttle Challenger with the key figure -- who was being used to promote the flight -- a woman who was to teach from space (an area considered by many to be the realm of God). A recent news article reports that another woman is to be given the dominant position aboard the space shuttle Columbia scheduled to take off in December 1998. According to the Bible* (1 Tim 2:12) a woman is never to be given authority over a man.

The Challenger never made it into orbit. But, perhaps because of the value of the advanced telescope being deployed (a valuable asset to space exploration) the Columbia may make it into orbit. The question is, "will God allow it to return safely with all hands aboard?"

Lt. Col. Eileen CollinsLt. Col. Eileen Collins has been promoted by Hillary Clinton. Can she be seen as a form of clone of Hillary's? Both have had their token child by heterosexual union. Both have sought careers instead of building a family. How many of their own children have the president's wife and Col. Eileen killed or had murdered? In a switch from the usual practice it was H. Rodham Clinton who made the official public announcement of Collins's appointment as space shuttle commander, as her husband and NASA administrator Daniel Goldin stood at her side.

Additionally, Mrs. Clinton promoted feminism when she said that NASA's newest space shuttle commander will take "one big step forward for women." The president's wife also denigrated the order of the importance in creation when switching it by saying, "the next generation of girls and boys." It is hypocrisy when her and her husband make pretense at being Christians.

Father David C. Trosch, trosch.org 21 Comments [11/4/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 16707

Embattled minister Ted Haggard admitted yesterday that he received a massage and bought methamphetamine from a gay prostitute who claims to have exchanged sex for money with the evangelical church leader for three years.

Minister Ted Haggard, The Globe and Mail 21 Comments [11/4/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 16708

I reckon Christianity is much better than paganism. Paganism SUCKS! Chrisianity is the truth, not some stuff that was made up!

-, Stupid Evil Bastard 43 Comments [11/4/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Les

Quote# 16663

Liberals insisted that abortions were a "right" (certainly not for the baby involved) then demanded the public (Feds) pay for it.
Liberals insist that embroyonic stem cell research must be made legal, except it already is commonly legal. What they want/demand is the public (Feds) pay for it.
In both cases i think they desire that the blood of the innocent be upon the nation to incur the wrath of God

ONEGod, christianforums.com 21 Comments [11/3/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: quantumspirit

Quote# 16664

[In other news today ...]
In closing arguments this morning, Alan Richey, Kent Hovind’s defense attorney, said the Pensacola evangelist was never notified by the IRS that he was violating a specific law by not withholding and paying employment taxes on workers at the Dinosaur Adventure Land and Creative Science Evangelism, both of which he founded and operates.

Hovind also believes that as workers of God, he and all employees of the theme park and his ministry are exempt from paying taxes.

Kent "Dr. Dino" Hovind, Pensecola News Journal 28 Comments [11/3/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Klaus

Quote# 16665

Let me clear some things up

Fossiles prove one thing and that is something died, they cant say it is million years old. why? becuz they werent there so there is no proof. also if the big bang thery were to be true everything would be in one direction. the planets all spin a different way. evolution is just a "therory" not proven facts they just think it happend. in the bible it says in genises that god created us out of dirt, notice how all of our skin tones match the soil of earth? also girls have one more rib then us also stated in genesis where it says god took the rib from man and brought women to life. also the whole global warming thing is not true, many people say it is, but it says in the end times [ which we are living in right now, which i belive] that there would be many storms,fires, dieses, and famin amoung the world.

fearless4you, witnessofgodministries.com 43 Comments [11/3/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Archaeopath

Quote# 16666

[re: 'in the bible it says in genises that god created us out of dirt, notice how all of our skin tones match the soil of earth?']

As for that one dirt thing, there is a brance of biology which has shown that every part of your body is made from simple red clay...now that is cool.

terhoshaphat, witnessofgodministries.com 61 Comments [11/3/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Archaeopath

Quote# 16671

do you reallt think we used to be monkeys? oh how about the fact that is only takes 30 days to make a fossil?

Best Wifey, MySpace 35 Comments [11/3/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Archaeopath

Quote# 16674

4 Reasons against Evolution

1. NOT ENOUGH TIME
*Using the Bible to calculate time, one concludes that the earth has gone around the sun roughly 6100 times. This is much too short a timespan for evolution to have occurred.

2. THERE IS NO ROOM FOR IMPROVEMENT
*Genesis 1:31 - And God saw every thing that he had made, and, behold, it was very good. And the evening and the morning were the sixth day.

3. NO ANIMALS DIED PRIOR TO THE FALL
*Romans 5:12 - Wherefore, as by one man sin entered into the world, and death by sin; and so death passed upon all men, for that all have sinned:

4. JESUS BELIEVED IN CREATION - NOT EVOLUTION
*Mark 10:6 - But from the beginning of the creation God made them male and female.

AV1611VET, Christian Forums 56 Comments [11/3/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 16675

Our local newshour had a segmnet on female Cahtolic "priests" a couple of nights ago. It showed a female in vestments (pretending to be) celebrating Mass and identified her as a "Roman Catholic Priest".

I was so repulsed by the sight I had to turn away and not look at the "mass". I know the orders were not valid and that the news was badly mistaken in their report. I am troubled by my own emotional reaction. I can look at some pretty gory and repugnant sights and not have to turn away.

CAn anyone offer some explanations as to why I reacted the way I did. DOes anyone else react that way when they see a "female priest" celebrating "mass"?

Monica02, Christian Forums 45 Comments [11/3/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 16676

In the eyes of God leprosy is not as terrible as bigotry or unbelief.

repentandbelieve, christianforums 20 Comments [11/3/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Archaeopath

Quote# 16677

[Re the <a href="http://www.pensacolanewsjournal.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20061102/NEWS01/611020330/1006" target="_blank">Kent Hovind trial</a>, where Hovind evaded paying $800,000+ in taxes over 5 years and his lawyers don't call any witnesses in his defense]

This was Christian religion on trial here folks, I was there I saw, I heard how this case was a joke. This was just one of many more to come of cases against Churches, look out Churches. Shame on anyone that distanted their self from this family before and during this trial instead of supporting them, not agreeing with them but standing beside faithful, faithful servants of the Lord how have stood beside many of us through our trials and struggles.
Is this what our court system have become? A kangaroo court. Not the evidence but just what a biased judge wants to allow the jury to hear. [...]

CHRISTIANS open your eyes, our BIBlE says that the Christians will be pursecuted in the end times, well this is what happened today in that court room.

Jesus is Lord, Pensacola Journal 54 Comments [11/3/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 16678

At the moment we are studying tectonic activity and my teacher claims that the plates of the earth are caused to move by convection currents in the mantle, HOWEVER my priest tells me that god is actually moving the plates!! i do not know what to believe!

is studying geography making me a bad catholic?
will i go to hell for it?

godishardcore, christian forums 49 Comments [11/3/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Archaeopath

Quote# 16679

1. Alger Hiss - Democrat and Communist spy
2. John Gacy - Democrat and Serial Killer
3. Jonathan Pollard - Democrat and Convicted Traitor

Yep. that clinches it for me. Democrats = Communists, murders and traitors

skyrocket2u, American Conservative Forum 45 Comments [11/3/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 16683

frankly who ever believes in evolution and stil calls thmselves a christian is not . in my opinion men did not come frm apes if we did why did sme stay apes

lola, Witness of God Ministries 46 Comments [11/3/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 16686

The most powerful lies are those made by true statements. In scriptures, satan often use this type of lying.

Smidlee, UncommonDescent.com 51 Comments [11/3/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 16687

To test any Scriptural historical account by means of any theory of archaeology is to test that which cannot be false by means of that which cannot be true. It is the height of absurdity.

Ken Ham, AiG 34 Comments [11/3/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Archaeopath

Quote# 16689

hmmm, Scientists say "THE EVOLUTION THEORY" meaning they "THINK" is what happend. evolution is so not beliveable! why? well every single thing in the world has to be made from 2 cells [sperm & egg] NOT from a one cell orginism. there for nothing can evolve from one little cell. [...]

Every Mammel,Fish,Reptile,Bug Etc.. Takes TWO to reproduce. Sorry One Cell Does Not Reproduce. We Did Not Walk-UP right from a fish or a monkey okay serrously.

fearless4you, Witness of God Ministries 46 Comments [11/3/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Mike

Quote# 16622

Word redefining? Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhahahahahaah!!!!!!
That's what you morons are doing. A Republic is almost the opposite of a democracy, dumbass! If you friggin' idiots want to quote Plato, the least you could do is read it! The whole point of Plato's 'Republic' is to do away with democracy [people are too stupid and uninformed to make good political decisions, as you have just proven]and hire professional politicians and legislators, sound familiar?

Dumbass.

Billy Bob, FSTDT Comments 31 Comments [11/2/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 16624

Lib, buy a clue.

First, it takes more than a few "discarded" embryos to do any significant amount of research.

Second, there is no evidence whatever that embryonic stem cells are useful for anything.

Third, on the very slim chance that ESCs do prove to be useful for treating illnesses and physical conditions, how many embryos will be necessary to treat thousands if not millions of people. And where do you suppose they will come from?

Dr. Doom, Free Conservatives 41 Comments [11/2/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 16625

The Christian Falangist Party of America acknowledges God’s sovereignty over political affairs, that the government is given by God and called to His service and that Christians are responsible to actively participate in society and the politics that affect society. Another rock of foundation of the CFPA is our support and defense of Israel and our belief that the Jews returning to their land and bringing Israel back into existence is Bible prophecy being fulfilled which precedes the return of the Messiah our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ. We also reject any form of anti-Semitism or Racism and hereby resolve that neither of these will ever be a policy, tenant or belief of this political party or Christian Falangist Movement so help us God. We forever base our political convictions on the Holy Bible, the Constitution and the Bill of Rights of these United States of America.

[email protected], The Christian Falangist Party of America 29 Comments [11/2/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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