Quote# 16308

[Stating that people believed this in the past doesn't make it correct. Many people believed that Zeus was the cause of lightning bolts a little over 2000 years ago.]

Is everything you don't understand a fairy tale to you, Chalnoth, or can you think on your own?

AV1611VET, Christian Forums 54 Comments [10/24/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 16221

[On the children crying in the movie, Jesus Camp]

Yeah I saw a preview of it. Personally I don't believe boys or men should be allowed to cry for cultural reasons but that is besides the point. I am going to go see it tomorrow so I will tell you how it went...

Mr Eccentric, Myspace 47 Comments [10/22/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 16222

Adam and Eve in the Bible were real people and their descendants today make up 20% of Europe.

Of course that means that 80% of Europeans are NOT decended from the Bible Adam and Eve. But they were decended from the out of Africa Adam and Eve. [...]

Of course science wants to try to confuse the issue to hide that the Bible is true and that the DNA evidence shows that the Bible is true.

The Adam and Eve in the Bible were the first of a lot of different things. This is the beginning of civilization, of written history just to name a few. The Bible talks about precious metals like God and Silver. That takes us out of the stone age to be sure.

The Bible talks about farming, and that is what the neolithic revolution is all about is the beginning of farming. There is no question that the Bible as written history gives us a valuable record of some of the things that were going on in the world at that time.

JohnR7, Christian Forums 33 Comments [10/22/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: CousinTed

Quote# 16231

[What if you died and went before God and discovered that it was Allah?]

I can SWEAR on a STACK of Holy Bibles
that that ain't gonna happen . . .

ALLA sounds like a womans' NAME,
and for one thing, I don't worship WOMEN . . .

NEXT
It just so happens that
ALLA
just isn't the Maker
the Creator
or Sustainer of everything . . .

You are missing a critical POINT:

It comes down to:
Isaac and Ishmael

that's the FORK in the proverbial road . . .


With a host of other folks, I
will be going up the LADDER
STRAIGHT after Isaac


NOT
Ishmael . . .



Please reconsider . .

HolyGuardianAngels, Christian Forums 51 Comments [10/22/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 16232

freedom of what? our rights? YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO POT. true freedom is letting the people decide what your rights are. collective relativism= they negate each other nicely:)

[A productive culture would be one that is maximally expressive, rather than maximally constrictive. Pot being illegal is but one manner in which modern culture is constrictive.]

okay, let's do away with society and rape anyone we want.....not.

Ethan, Myspace 49 Comments [10/22/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 16233

i 've been thinking that there should be a new social program for the less fortunate. you see they spend their money trying to help all those in need of assistance for whatever reason. but the poor rich people never got to have the indescriminate sex of a single mom, or the 25 year drunk of a homeless person. they didn't get to spend their life playin video games or watchin movies. they never got to sleep in.

so i think that the government should set up a charity for achievers who didn't get a life cause they spent theirs earning the money that you are all so quick to hand out."

["give more to the rich? what are you, anti-Robin Hood?"]


i wish i could look him in the eye as i choke him to death.

Joe, Myspace 55 Comments [10/22/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Mestilf

Quote# 16240

[Non-sequitor Bible verses omitted for brevity]

The Pre-Adamites; Children of Satan; N.W.O. (New World Order)

I believe there were Pre-Adamites.

Pre-Adamites were angelic beings who inhabited not only the earth, but also a temperate Venus, Mars and Rahab. Lucifier was the archangel who ruled over these worlds. He became arrogant, however, and desired more power than that which was vested in him by the Lord.

Lucifer's rebellion was met with destruction. His home planet of Rahab, which existed between Mars and Jupiter, was completely annihilated. Rahab's existence was reduced to what we know today as the Asteroid Belt between Mars and Jupiter. It is also likely God used pieces of the planet to pour out His wrath upon Venus, Earth and Mars. This would explain why evidence of catastrophe on these planets is so profound. Mars was clearly once a habitable planet; so was Venus, in all likelihood.

The Dragon is Lucifer. With his world destroyed, he and his minions were scattered. There, rebellious angels later engaged in sexual relations with the daughters of men. This resulted in a angel-human hybrid race. [...]

These fallen angels exist today as "aliens." It is my belief that these fallen beings possess technology greater than ours, including what we know as UFOs, and inhabit the inner crust of the earth. The earth is hollow. The crust of the earth is 800 to 1000 miles thick, and there is a small sun at the center of the earth. The inner-earth is (or at least was) a tropical paradise. It is quite possible Eden existed in the inner-earth. It is also quite possible Paradise (of which Jesus spoke on the Cross) is located within the earth.

The Bermuda Triangle is likely a portal into the inner-earth; this would explain the many disappearances, sightings of UFOs, and other strange occurences.

B®ent, Christian Forums 47 Comments [10/22/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: UberLutheran

Quote# 16242

There are two types of aliens --

1. The Watchers ("sons of God")
2. Actual extraterrestrial beings

I believe both frequently visit earth -- the former to pave way for the Antichrist, and as for the latter, I am not sure of their intentions (there are many theories). But I do know the Watchers shared the secrets of the universe with extraterrestrials -- that is why extraterrestrials are much more advanced than us! I believe world governments have been given a choice: keep UFOs a secret and permit abductions, or face swift annihilation. Perhaps the 'Signs' and 'Independence Day' scenarios aren't so far fetched after all?

B®ent, Christian Forums 34 Comments [10/22/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: UberLutheran

Quote# 16243

I do not restrict my beliefs with new age "science," most of which is from the devil. Inside the Earth is paradise of which Jesus spoke on the Cross. There is a beautiful, tropical paradise within the Earth. And that's only part of it. There are also advanced civilizations, which Admiral Byrd observed during his flight over (or rather, into) the North Pole. Some of these civilizations are good; others are of the devil (they're the Children of Satan).

The ice at the northern pole is a mirage. Yes, there is a lot of ice; but there is also a hole which we cannot see. Well, not usually, anyway! I believe this hole is about 700 - 1000 miles in diameter. The crew will not be aware they're entering the hole.

Within the crust itself (in caverns) is the Abyss, where fallen angels are literally chained. Thankfully the crew will not come into contact with them.

B®ent, Christian Forums 76 Comments [10/22/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: UberLutheran

Quote# 16251

So a bitch got 'raped' and got all 'traumatized' and shit. Boo motherfuckin hoo. All the man did was get around the system of this feminist society. Nothing more. She should count herself lucky that the dude didn't kill her and get the fuck over it. She was just like all other women - using their fucking bodies to get what they want.

She is the real offender - not him.

[Slumlord's next post:]

Exactly what was his crime? The bitch needed a dick; he gave it to her. She aint fucken dead is she?

slumlord, Daily Rotten 122 Comments [10/22/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Huffers

Quote# 16200

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FkNiV5nvNa4" target="_blank">Rev. Rickey proves that Hitler was an evolutionist.</a>

Rev. Rickey, Youtube 26 Comments [10/21/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: john

Quote# 16206

Now, no one said a buttfucker couldnt get married. A buttfucker can fuck a butt before he gets married, and a buttfucker can fuck a butt after he gets married. He can butt fuck until his little queer heart stops beating or until he is consumed by AIDS. He just cant marry that butt he is fucking. He has to marry a woman to be legally and socially recognized as married. He can name that butt he is fucking, Mary, and when he gets the penchant for buggary he can be creative and say, "I am going to get Mary." That is completely creative and legal. [...]

And quite frankly, 'butt fucking libbys' and 'a bunch of pedo faggots'- I DONT see the difference. Please enlighten.

Mr. Coulter, God or Science 64 Comments [10/21/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 16217

Lastly, I would liek to point out that it has been through aethistic ideals that the worst tradgedies in the 19th and 20th centuries came about. First is voltaire who believed religion poisoned the minds of men, and hailedi n the french revolution which resulted in the slaughtering of thousands of innocents and the release of murders and madmen from the prisons. Next is Nazi Germany which also believed religion was evil, and lastly is communist Russia. These are just three events, but aethism is not pure in its own right either. Anytime there is an idea that requires a change in society bad things will happen. Be it religious or.... anti-religious, it is a result of mankinds faults.

Abercrombie, Twilight of Heroes 23 Comments [10/21/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 16220

<img src="http://i13.tinypic.com/2py9w7n.gif">

Dan Lietha, Answers in Genesis 56 Comments [10/21/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 16163

[Question for debate: What is absolute truth?]
Want evidence of the truth of the bible? Well lets look at what evidence is!
[...]
I can show you "evidence" of how God created the earth through the land and sea and all the life forms that are within.

But still, that person may CHOOSE to deny the evidence.

Here's a thought;
Perhaps suggest this little experiment.

Exhale all the air from your lungs, and do NOT take a breath for one minute.

Without oxygen, the lungs can not function.
If the lungs no longer function, the heart will not be able to pump blood to sustain life.

Where does the oxygen that we need to live come from ?

There's some "evidence"

But still, that person may CHOOSE to deny the evidence.

Basically, through my own personal observations and life experiences, you can NOT prove anything to anybody if they're not able to be open minded enough to consider any other conclusion than their own.
[Fundie mirror award material]

Madeline, Debating Christianity 44 Comments [10/20/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: McCulloch

Quote# 16164

While discussing Darwin's "great" works, it would be a tremendous start to report them accurately. The title of Darwin's work which most modernly and conveniently call "The Origin of Species" is actually and originally the following:

The Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection: The Preservation of Favored Races in the Struggle for Life

Please make sure to credit Darwin's theory with the rationalization used by Hitler, Stalin, Pol Pot, and every other genocide which is perfectly justifiable by the degradation of the value of life down to nothing more than an accidental tissue mass. Before everyone wants to shout this down as "religion" consider that no "religion" or "religious belief" has been forwarded here. That's just the logical ramification of subscribing to the "Preservation of Favored Races" which is basically a racist view of the living. Those murderous dictators were perfect Darwinians. Its also perfect justification for the destruction of the environment, endangered species, and various ecosystems, which apparently deserve to be destroyed if natural selection dictates that they do not maintain the ability to preserve themselves in their present state.

brado77, Slashdot 39 Comments [10/20/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 16165

A change in allele frequencies is definately NOT evolution. What that kind of change does is allow you to breed all different kinds of dogs. But you'll never end up with anything except a dog. If you really want to prove me wrong, then reference me to a dog breeder that's bred anything except a dog. They all have the same basic body plan, and they aren't about to change into anything new. In fact, the more you selectively breed a type, the worse off it is. Dogs are more susceptible to diseases, they have body deformations (which in some cases is kind of cute, but my dog has to blow snot out of its face every five seconds because its face is flat).

What you want is for NEW genes to be pushed into the gene pool. Simply reshuffling existing alleles isn't going to help. Try it with a deck of cards. Keep reshuffling the deck and dealing hands of three. You can get all sorts of different combinations, but eventually you run out of unique combinations, unless you can throw in a card that's never been seen.

IrishFarmer, CARM 27 Comments [10/20/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 16169

(Are you saying that all Republicans are conservatives? If so, I've got two words for you:

AH-NOLD)

No. I think all the republicans are liberal also!

Only liberals can succeed in our system. Righteous men are shot down because the people are basically evil just like Jesus said!


CRASH, theology online 28 Comments [10/20/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: quantumspirit

Quote# 16172

[Move over Flying Spaghetti Monster, the Holy Burrito has come from the depths of a deep fryer.]

<img src="http://img.viacomlocalnetworks.com/images_sizedimage_293004858/lg">

Valencia Phillips, CBS5 52 Comments [10/20/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 16174

<a href="http://youtube.com/watch?v=DiYgpPB1kwU" target="_blank">Video for Diamond Rio's song "In God We Still Trust."</a>

Diamond Rio, YouTube 7 Comments [10/20/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 16175

['If only more would come out and just admit it, and not be ashamed to live the homosexual lovestyle.']

(vomit smiley) Are you a homo?

BillyBob, Theology Online 40 Comments [10/20/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: quantumspirit

Quote# 16176

Dick Dawkins, at the end of his newsnight interview with Jeremy Paxman said something like

“I wasn’t put on this earth to be comfortable”

This shows that he doesn’t believe in the bull manure of evolution. How could he be “put on this earth” if he evolved

So, since he doesn’t believe in that evolutionary bull manure, what does he believe (and I say believe because shred of proof there is not!!)


Jude65, Chrsitianity Messageboard - BBC 33 Comments [10/20/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Michael

Quote# 16178

(DavidfromTexas continues to accuse anyone who disagrees with him of being Nazis and ushering in the "next Hitler")

DavidfromTexas, Internet Infidels 20 Comments [10/20/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Winston Jen

Quote# 16185

Book, I must agree. Homosexuals are genetically defective, a defect that makes them turn away from God. Unfortunately the spread of this defective gene is hard to stop, since gays remain in the closet and marry for to plant their seed, then later proclaim their homosexuality. At this point the damage is done. Another problem is donating to sperm banks. Some are visibly too gay to even fool a woman into having relations with, and donate to sperm banks so women, *unknowingly*, birth their genetically defective children. I shudder to think of what these Godless criminals will think of next!

[Upon hearing this comment, a moderator stepped in and told Prayerrist he is a disgrace to Christianity and to leave the discussion!]


Prayerrist, free conservatives 40 Comments [10/20/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Tdevil

Quote# 16188

We outlaw cannabis and mushrooms but yet we legalize the sale of alcohol which leads to DWI and tobacco which is known to cause cancer.

That is why the arguments for ToE has not convinced me in the laws of science and nature.

Knowledge3, Christian Forums 77 Comments [10/20/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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