FSTDT Quotes for January 2006

Quote# 9237

Man with all his technology still cannot reproduce even the pyramids.

Charity, Free Conservatives 45 Comments [1/29/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 11

WTF?! || meh

Quote# 9239

ID is testable, it is falsifiable, and it does make predictions. On the other hand, as I noted...evolution seems to fail on all three counts, though.

AttentionKMartshoppers, God And Science 20 Comments [1/29/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 4

WTF?! || meh

Quote# 9220

[When told that there hasn't been a incident of God making an amputee grow back a limb in recorded history]

In all of recorded history? LOL, I guarentee he heals amputees. Don't make statements like that, you can easily find people that this has happened to and talk to them.

testingway, Yahoo! Message Board 19 Comments [1/28/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 5

WTF?! || meh

Quote# 9221

[After documents came out showing that the army kidnaps Iraqi woman to use as leverage against suspected insurgents.]

Fuck em, they did 9/11, we don't want that shit going down, better them then us, our boys gotta do what they gotta do, they beheaded hosties, hell, damn right we are torturing their ass, giving them a taste of their own medicine, except we don't publicize it, because of the pussy ass "Humaine" Liberals.

ez, Myspace 27 Comments [1/28/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 1

WTF?! || meh

Quote# 9222

Is it clear now?

Sharon in a coma and Hamas in control!

The only course is destruction!

Anyone in their right mind knows you cannot negoiate with a terrorist nation!

The writing is on the wall!

Hamas, Iran and Syria will continue the terror for land strategy!

Israel can't afford a nuclear Iran!

The only course is war!

The prince of peace is knocking on the door!

Are you ready to commit to Him!

He is coming soon!

When the whole world looks to the dividing of Jerusalem then you will know!

He is right at the door!

scott stewart, Rapture Ready 20 Comments [1/28/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 4

WTF?! || meh

Quote# 9224

['If you live in Virginia then you probably know that the General Assembly has passed the Anti-Gay Marriage bill. The issue will make it to the ballots in November, where Virginians can finally remove gay marriage once and for all! Please help us stand united in this war against homosexuality. As Republicans, we must all stand together!']

And remember; just shoot them in the head...they dont go down otherwise. And if you get bit, you can kiss your being straight away.

Brian Michael C, Myspace 34 Comments [1/28/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 8

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Quote# 9201

['Yea, how selfless of God to create people he knew would go to hell just for being born, and then to come down, martyr himself, and go back up to heaven just so he could let a few people in. Unlike God, no one has to die for my mother to forgive me']

WHERE THE HELL DID U EVER COME UP WITH THAT TOTALLY WRONG STATEMENT?? they r not impossible to follow, however we r born sinners, thats y u repent!!!!! AND HOW THE HECK DID U GET OFF SAYIN THAT GOD DOES NOT FORGIVE AND UR LOVED ONES DONT!!!! hypothetical question, say u go off and u kill 15 ppl just becuz u thought u would, say they were 15 of ur family members, i highly doubt ur family would EVER forgive u, but god would, god forgives everythign!!!!!!HOW CAN U SAY THAT WITH A CLEAR CONCSIENCE??? seriously go get a bible and read it, cuz u need help that only god ccan give

Got it goin on like Donkey Kong, Myspace 15 Comments [1/27/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 5

WTF?! || meh

Quote# 9202

Why can't we just execute the ACLU liars and be done with it? Are they not "domestic enemies" of the State? Are they not terroristic in their threats against our values and way of life? Are they not criminal in their actions...thieving, raping, and pillaging the public trust?

String 'em up and let 'em swing from the end of a rope until the birds pick their bones clean...

Timberwolf, Free Conservatives 39 Comments [1/27/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 5

WTF?! || meh

Quote# 9204

[Preacher delivering a sermon on homosexuality. "Yo butt ain't made for that!!"]

<a href="http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=3372" target="_blank">http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=3372</a>

"Yo Butt Ain't Made For That" Guy, Something Awful 15 Comments [1/27/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 5

WTF?! || meh

Quote# 9207

like how can you truly know what is in a star without having an actual one close enough to examine it, oh wait ANOTHER EDUCATED GUESS!!!!

natural mystic, Myspace 20 Comments [1/27/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 3

WTF?! || meh

Quote# 9209

[Apparently ignorant of (and unable to deduce the meaning of) "light-year," this is in response to: "Because light takes a year to travel a light-year ..."]

Does it? Remember at a debate forum unsupported assertions are worthless. The burden of proof is upon the claimant.

christianonnet, Apologetics.org 18 Comments [1/27/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 5

WTF?! || meh

Quote# 9210

[Re: how the theory of plate tectonics disagrees with a young earth]

They could also consider it to have been created mature. Continents in place as if they had separated. So trying to contradict God's work in creation with what appears to the eye over time is invalid. It in no way contradicts Platetechtonics, which is simply the study of the plates movements. Extrapolating to say its been doing that for 4 billion years is unverifable assumption. Good effort though and nice fairy tale.

thomas, World Views 21 Comments [1/27/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 10

WTF?! || meh

Quote# 9212

Hitler was one sick puppy and managed to brainwash millions of people into his sick ideology. It is my contention that Hitler was demonically possessed by 5 or more very powerful demons. Sounds like a fairy tale to you, but for somebody who has had encounters with these things it makes perfect sense.

JC33andDivine, Bibleforums.org 27 Comments [1/27/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 6

WTF?! || meh

Quote# 9214

['Embryos are not people in that they are not self-aware, sentient, or perceptive.']

Can you actauly say that in the right mind?
Abortion should'nt be decided by the scientificaly minded ppl with no heart...
It may not be considered murder scienificaly.
It still is murder to a person who would be fully fuctional in the future...

IM saying this from experience, I servived the abortion halocaust...
Yet there were many ppl aborted the year 1987 that could have been my friend..

Steve (NagZul), Myspace 33 Comments [1/27/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 5

WTF?! || meh

Quote# 9215

Since the [ID] issue is not yet finally settled through any proper academic debates, the U.S. Judge who gave verdict against the ID simply seems to have taken undue advantage of his legal powers vested in him. [...]

Even on the face of it, Darwin’s theory is very weak particularly in the issue of descent of man from the available species like ape or chimp. For example, the supporters of evolution theory argue that an unborn human child of two to four weeks when it is just a collection of small mass, it cannot be differentiated from that of a mammal. [...]

The scientists now reiterate that chimp is closer to man than ape. They base this assumption on the DNA test.

Dr. Raj Baldev, International Reporter 23 Comments [1/27/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 5

WTF?! || meh

Quote# 9216

Evil and suffering are the result of those who don't follow Jesus persecuting those who do.

re1412, Bibleforums.org 17 Comments [1/27/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 2

WTF?! || meh

Quote# 9217

I'm not dissing ne1, do u guys know there was one of the largest gay pride parades scheduled for new orleans the week of katrina?, yeah the lord does work in mysterious ways.. a land corrupt and without god will pay the price, wake up and smell the redemtion while there is still time.

misspent youth, Myspace 20 Comments [1/27/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 3

WTF?! || meh

Quote# 9183

And this is why people like you, have way too much time on your little hands.

This is the pinnacle of Ad Hominem. Nice touch.

I see that you still have nothing better to do!!!!!!!!!!!!!!................................

ArcherX, Myspace 13 Comments [1/26/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: -2

WTF?! || meh

Quote# 9185

the more time i live alone...the more i love it....i can just lock my door and turn on some music and talk to no one but God....it's nice...we've definately gotten closer these days....he's pretty much the only reason im not a complete basketcase right now....

fivefeetoffun, Lvejournal 32 Comments [1/26/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 3

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Quote# 9186

I wish. I just got about 200$ worth of DVDs from his site to watch. I might just buy some AIG DVDs as well, while I'm at it. Ken Ham is really good too. I Might even buy another Grant R. Jeffrey read also. I know Behe's "Darwin's Black Box" is my next read.

Ahhh, good times ahead. Good knowledge too.

ArcherX, Myspace 13 Comments [1/26/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 4

WTF?! || meh

Quote# 9189

many people say that we should grant marriage rights to gay people, God made Marriage for a man and a woman (genesis 2:24) and many people are saying that gays can be christians! Leviticus 18:22 and Leviticus 20:13 say that it is detestable and that they must be put to death. gay people cant be christians, gay people are people living in sin and they should be treated as such, now i'm not saying we should hate gay people and go around harassing them or hurting them, we should hate the sin but love the sinner (in a non-gay way).

Kyle, Myspace 35 Comments [1/26/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 3

WTF?! || meh

Quote# 9190

of course the Story of Jesus Christ is told in my World History book at school, along with david and goliath and many other stories in the bible, why, because they are fact, unless you want to believe that nothing in my history book is correct. thats right, world war 1 and 2 never happend the Roman empire was a myth and there was no king ceasar

TaCo7, e-Team Revolution 24 Comments [1/26/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 7

WTF?! || meh

Quote# 9194

If Noah had not left his world and came to this Planet, we would still be innocent Apes, because Evolution does NOT produce Humans. Human Intelligence must be inherited from another Human.

2Pillars, 123 Christian Forums 38 Comments [1/26/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 5

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Quote# 9197

Actually one who has an abortion leads to subtance abuse. And usually people who are abusing substances are doing it to numb what ever they are hurting from. Abortion leads to subtance abuse then leads to child abuse. Hey look at the statitics its all parallel to abortion.

marlins, Sean Hannity Discussion Forums 24 Comments [1/26/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 4

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Quote# 9198

[Because there is no such thing as a Christian deconvert]

i believe we Christian have an "edge" that the atheists don't have...they argue with us against God using their "knowledge" of what they have gathered from science textbooks growing up though school....well, a lot of us Christians have read these textbooks also, but our edge is that we read our Bible also, so we've seen the issue from both sides, unlike atheists who only know what they've heard....

This life has been no holiday..., Myspace 27 Comments [1/26/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 3

WTF?! || meh