FSTDT Quotes for April 2004

Quote# 6654

Kent Hovind... Have any of you heard of him? He has many teachings on creation verse everything else. He talks all that science stuff. I cant remember his website but hes got the best teaching I've heard on anything like that.

Justin04, Christian Forums 21 Comments [4/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 6655

I dont really know anything about science stuff to be honest. not too interested in learning. I know what I know is right. God made the world and everything in it and now I'm writing you.

Justin04, Christian Forums 12 Comments [4/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 6656

[Replying to "I wouldn't want to be friends with somebody who locked people up in his basement and tortured them."] But if the person who locked you up in the basement gave you a choice to accept his love or be locked up, which would you choose?

Carico, Christian Forums 32 Comments [4/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 6657

So you reject God's love and eternal life, prefer to give him the finger and be locked up instead, then blame Him for your decision. There are so many contradictory statements in this answer that further arguing is like arguing with an irrational man. You have just negated most of your points because you have contradicted them all. You have no leg to stand on.

Carico, Christian Forums 2 Comments [4/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 6658

The difference is a maniac chainsaw killer, does not love you, does not care about you and probably just wants to kill you.Maniac chainsaw killers also did not create the universe and everything in it including YOU!

luvmyirishman, Christian Forums 16 Comments [4/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 6660

[The following discussion on Rapture Ready more or less speaks for itself. Especially note the (il)logic of the first two posts.]Tonight when I watched Jack Van Impe he talked about... 2011 for the very soon rapture maybe! FIRST, NOBODY KNOWS BUT GOD! BUT, if it were the year, does that sound like soon to you?! I realize the word soon [in the Bible] is ambiguous, but still I can't accept soon as being 7 yrs down the road!

Vicki, Rapture Ready 5 Comments [4/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 6661

soon to me in like..the next few months or a year...but I'm not God so soon to Him may be tomorrow night or 50 years... He gave us plenty of clues though and if I had to say....soon is soon..not in 2011

stephanne909, Rapture Ready 7 Comments [4/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 6662

I don't think 2011 will be the time of the Rapture, if anything 2011 may be the time of the Second Coming... Of course I can't speculate anymore than Jack can, but that's not soon and God has given me a sense to actually get stuff done on my site [<a href="http://www.riseup.co.nr/">link</a>]... I now have 3 pages in my left behind section. I don't know if that means anything, but it's like God is telling me 'Get this done before you do anything else on your site.'

AJSHOPE, Rapture Ready 2 Comments [4/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 6663

If the Rapture is immenient than it could be tonight - right? I look for His soon coming for His church to be sooner then you think - like any day now He can come - that's what immeniency means isn't it...? If it's 'silly' and childish so be it. I'm so glad to have this joy and enthusisam for His soon return. What a Blessed Hope we have.

waitingforhim, Rapture Ready 6 Comments [4/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 6664

This is the same guy who praises Muslims and Catholics, and even Nostrodamus, for goodness sake!! So why would we choose to put *any stock* in what this guy says!?

RJs here, Rapture Ready 7 Comments [4/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 6665

2011 (year of speculation) - 7 (tribulation) equals 2004. Im not date setting in anyway but I saw where, above, the guy talks a lot about 2011. so this makes me wonder that this could be the great year. As many people i know are saying, 'Something big is going to happen this year'.

thezone, Rapture Ready 12 Comments [4/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 6666

Seriously though, everything is happening so fast now that I don't use the term 'years' when talking about the Rapture occuring, its more like days. Time is very short. Make sure the people you know are ready.

TaxCollector, Rapture Ready 33 Comments [4/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 6667

This comes from some Aztec Calender which has no date after 2012 so therefore 2011 must be the Rapture. That is such a stupid way to figure it out.

Bushwa77, Rapture Ready 5 Comments [4/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 6668

I am sure that Satan is getting a good idea that the time is at hand. He's not stupid. He wouldnt want anyone to think that the rapture is imminent that is for sure. Mums the word.

kurto, Rapture Ready 11 Comments [4/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 6669

I believe the institution of marriage started to be weakened when couples started living together outside of wedlock. Then the feminists told women they didn't need a man to raise children ... which weakened the family structure even more. Divorce has dealt another huge blow to the family structure. Now we have homosexuals adopting children, and if they legalize homosexual 'marriages' I'd say we can kiss the institute of marriage goodbye in America. Satan knows if he can destroy the very foundation of society ... family, he can destroy the Nation. He's getting it done.

Morningstarlet, Rapture Ready 5 Comments [4/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 6670

Morningstarlet, Couldn't agree with ya more sis!

linda, Rapture Ready 14 Comments [4/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 6671

Next we'll be marrying man and dog.

warreur, Rapture Ready 18 Comments [4/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 6672

Even if someone thinks gay mariges are ok with them, the social cost in tax money should give them pause.

kenneth, Rapture Ready 11 Comments [4/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 6673

LOL There is no such thing as an 'atheist', being an 'atheist' only means that you dont want to be held accountable for your actions so you refuse to believe that there is a higher being who will one day judge you.

SacredLight, Christian Forums 8 Comments [4/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 6674

I am so sick of people using Yawehs wrath as proof that he's evil. But does it really matter if he's evil or not does it? If he is the true god then you must do what he says. An all powerful being is not bound by his own laws.

Megachihuahua, Christian Forums 9 Comments [4/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 6675

[Replying to (paraphrased) 'why worship him then?']Because he can wipe you of the face of the earth without even a word.

Megachihuahua, Christian Forums 16 Comments [4/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 6676

Sort of strange how people say the Bible was fake, when the authors lived such a long time ago, fictional stories probably haven't been invented yet.

Faithful83, Christian Forums 28 Comments [4/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 6677

I was just sitting here watching everyone stomp their feet and demand that God do something. Do you ever stop and think just how stupid all these 'theories' are? I mean how many explosions would it take to create a house? How less complex is a house than the human body? Do you really think that you could set off enough dynamite and one time the eiffel tower would be sitting in the center of ground zero?

twosid, Christian Forums 8 Comments [4/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 6678

Yes, it's true! Gays caused AIDS - and alot of other horrible diseases - because of their unnatural wicked acts! Every time you see a homosexual, you are looking at a killer! [insert <a href="http://www.ourchurch-graphics.com/member/r/RobertBaral/hellfire.gif">this flaming animated GIF</a>]

BrotherRobert, Internet Infidels 10 Comments [4/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 6679

Did homosexual sin in America cause 9-11 and other national disasters? Yes. Here's how: Because of rampant sodomite sin, Heaven has withdrawn Divine blessing and protection from America. This allowed the Arab terrorists who attacked on 9-11 to succeed. Divine judgement and punishment of America is yet to come. Unless this nation repents, our country's fate will be the same as that of Sodom & Gomorrah!

BrotherRobert, Internet Infidels 23 Comments [4/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 8

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