FSTDT Quotes for May 2003

Quote# 3036

but if hell is not real and we will not be punished for our actions on earth why should it matter if i believe in jesus or buddha or anything else?

mjiracek, Christian Forums 13 Comments [5/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: -6

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Quote# 3037

no i believe in jesus for entirely different reasons...hes a nice guy for one, and he is smart and funny and cute... sorry but i believe in jesus because i am a sinner and am deserving of death. i can d onothing to save my self. but jesus came to earth and took my sins away on the cross so i may spend eternity with him and not in hell... so yeah i believe in jesus because he is my get out of hell free card

mjiracek, Christian Forums 9 Comments [5/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 3

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Quote# 3038

have you ever read revelation...it is of things to come...that means they will happen. if you think that revelation is a fairy tale then you are sick

mjiracek, Christian Forums 10 Comments [5/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 5

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Quote# 3039

The O'Reilly factor [on Fox News] is my absolute favortie News Show. I catch it whenever I can. Bill O'Reilly really cuts through the fat and I agree with a great deal of what he says, even though some views are a little too liberal for me.

coastie, Christian Forums 8 Comments [5/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 9

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Quote# 3040

[On church-state separation]Lastly this will all change when we conservatives finally get a conservative senate and appoint our justices to the Supreme Court. All the liberal mischief over the last 60 years came from courts ordering laws. When we reverse judicial activism, the US Supreme Court will roll back decades of errors. So far we are slowly gaining back lost ground.

ACLJ, Christian Forums 6 Comments [5/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 6

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Quote# 3041

It is true that we as humans share 90% of our Genes with Apes... But it is also true that we share 50% of of our genes with bananas. I hope I'm not half banana. Also we share 100% of our genes with... Dirt! the exact substance god said he made us out of.

Sarge, HomeschoolDebate 33 Comments [5/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 7

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Quote# 3042

Another problem is that one of the ideas behind macroevolution is competition, or survival of the fittest. Different animals in a species compete for food, and whoever is the fittist lives, creating a stronger species. However, many animals are part of a symbiotic relationship which is the opposite of competition. Also, many animals live together and hunt in packs.

Menel-sere, HomeschoolDebate 2 Comments [5/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 4

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Quote# 3043

I have read a marvelous little book that explains how the enite Universe could have been made, in a mere six days, and still account for many things that evolution doesn't. For instance, the red shift. How do you explain the fact that it appears as everything in the universe is moving away from us?

Elif Tymes, HomeschoolDebate 18 Comments [5/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 9

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Quote# 3044

Excuse me, what evidence are you talking about? There has not been even .0000000000000001 % of evidence supporting evolution (the one which says we all 'evolved' and the world happened by chance)!!!!!! And if you look at the facts every stinkin' piece of evidence 'evolutionists' use to support evolution is actually supporting creation!! And did you know that all the theories and proofs that scientists have put out in the world that say evolution is real, have been disprooven!

Giggle, HomeschoolDebate 17 Comments [5/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 8

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Quote# 3045

I do believe that God created the world. And if you took the whole picture then you could see that there are still monkeys that die monkeys. And there that people don't turn into ferns. (Ferns have the highest chromosome structure, and if we were really "evolving" into the highest and most integigent(sp?) creatures on earth then we would eventually become ferns!)

Giggle, HomeschoolDebate 11 Comments [5/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 5

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Quote# 3046

Now, I don't know why you want me to 'proove you wrong' when you haven't even established that you're right! But I will do my best to explain 'why we would expect a more 'highly evolved' organism to possess more chromosomes.' Okay, first of all, if we Evolution then we would expect that the most 'highly evolved' creature would have the most chromosomes. Right? Then it would be logical then to conclude that, if we are truely 'evolving' then some of us would be ferns, since we would get more complex the more we evolve.

Giggle, HomeschoolDebate 11 Comments [5/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 2

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Quote# 3047

And fosil dating is a worthless piece of junk that someone came up with. It uses circular reasoning for one. And two it doesn't take millions or even billions of years for them to form. I remember somewhere (I do remember it was very credible though) that someone's grandpa had died and they burried them. 15 years later the grandma died, but when the went to dig the grave, the ground was soaked with water from an underground river/spring. So, they dug the grandma's grave soemwhere else, but when they went back to get teh grandpa he had fosilized!

Giggle, HomeschoolDebate 14 Comments [5/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 5

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Quote# 3048

His name is Dr. Kent Hovind. If you have something worth saying, say it. If you don't then please don't post.

Giggle, HomeschoolDebate 32 Comments [5/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 9

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Quote# 3049

[Replying to 'each of your questions would require a paper to answer]So, simply recruit rjw, PotatoError, and James Da Dude, and each of you can write a term paper on just 1 of the questions.

OneortheOther, HomeschoolDebate 1 Comments [5/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 3

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Quote# 3050

The way Darwin and Lyell interpreted the [geologic] colunm was through the idea that 'the key is the present to the past.' It has been said before, history is doomed to repeat itself. And yes, it has time and time again. But if the present is the key to the past, then why do we have history books? Why are so many people interested in finding out what went on in past times if we can look at society today and find the answers?

Giggle, HomeschoolDebate 2 Comments [5/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 1

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Quote# 3051

The flood is the thing that fosilized those animals/whatever in the first place. Creationism is the only 'theory' that has withstood the test. Evolution, well..what else do I need to say?

Giggle, HomeschoolDebate 14 Comments [5/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 4

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Quote# 3052

The dinos haven't died out as many think.

Giggle, HomeschoolDebate 29 Comments [5/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 3

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Quote# 3053

it is possible that the loch ness monster spotted many times was a dinosaur. Or that knights really did fight dragons that were actually dinosaurs.

Menel-sere, HomeschoolDebate 19 Comments [5/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 3

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Quote# 3054

And another theory that goes along with evolution is that all the platelets (continents) had to have been, at some time, together and now they have slowly drifted apart. Um, have you ever heard of a thing called dirt? Well, there's sure a lot of it under all these platelets. Infact, it goes all the way down to the bottom. Oh know! I just remembered, as you go deaper into the earth, it turns to rock! Hmm, now how could have all that rock and dirt get under those platelets if they were all together?

Giggle, HomeschoolDebate 26 Comments [5/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 9

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Quote# 3055

If we were really evolving into a higher and more inteligent creature, then why are so many kids failing, dropping out of, getting in trouble in, and getting kicked out of school? Because they are smarter and better than the rest? No, it is actually because we aren't evolving at all!

Giggle, HomeschoolDebate 23 Comments [5/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 7

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Quote# 3056

Have you dug up the entire earth? (I would assume not) Then how do you know that somewhere out there there aren't dino anbd horse fosils lying together. But, the only other thing would be that they lived in different habitats, or that they just didn't die together. But that doesn't bean they didn't live together, or that they didn't live in the same time period.

Giggle, HomeschoolDebate 12 Comments [5/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 2

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Quote# 3057

I'm really not sure. But that doesn't knock out the flood just because of coral. I would think that it probably floated along somewhere, or did as it usually does when something knocks out a colony of it and just reproduces and reproduces.

Giggle, HomeschoolDebate 3 Comments [5/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 0

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Quote# 3058

Now [i][if evolution was true] [/i]shouldn't the carp be closest to the turtle, since the turtle is an amphibian? But it isn't, in fact, it is barely similar at all to the turtle.

Menel-sere, HomeschoolDebate 13 Comments [5/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 7

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Quote# 3059

The main philosophical argument for the existance of a deity is, in my view, if God did not exist we would never mention Him.

malookiemaloo, Internet Infidels 13 Comments [5/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 4

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Quote# 3060

[Replying to 'have you looked into other religions?']No I haven't. Don't need to, Christ is the real God, all others are offshoots and false religions that mimicked the Christian/YHWH religion.

Badfish, Internet Infidels 4 Comments [5/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 6

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