FSTDT Quotes for May 2003

Quote# 2986

I'm just trying to get a general concensus about why people believe what they believe in. Is it because that is what is taught? Is it because the media pushes it? Is it because it goes against the Bible?

riZon, Christian Forums 4 Comments [5/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 2987

From what I read, especially from sites previously posted in this thread, I would seriously question the popular view of a heliocentric model.

riZon, Christian Forums 7 Comments [5/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 2988

All you have to do is do a little research. There's much more evidence than that. Visit the links previously posted in this thread (i believe one of the first few posts). Oh yea, and Prograde and Retrograde motion, as previously mentioned, can be explained with a geocentric view. That is talked about as well in those websites.

riZon, Christian Forums 5 Comments [5/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 2989

Either you get it, or you don't. There is no sense trying to convince someone of this. Everyone will know the truth shortly after they die. I just wish we could capture the look on their faces on film!

Lawyer4God, Christian Forums 12 Comments [5/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 2990

Excellent post!!! Yes, they couldn't charge enough for that film baby!!! 'Tonight at 6....non-Christian screams in horror upon realizing heaven really existed and he didn't know Jesus as Lord and Saviour.' So classic!!!!

KeysforChrist, Christian Forums 8 Comments [5/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 2991

Satan is present in many forms on these threads. He's doing everything he can to make any good news look like a evil thing. But that's the deception that Satan does to the non-believer. They've got their blinders on and no one can tell them otherwise. SATAN I REBUKE YOU IN THE NAME OF JESUS CHRIST!!!

KeysforChrist, Christian Forums 8 Comments [5/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 2992

Just a few days we were involved in an exorcism where we called God's Angel to assist us as we battled an evil spirit hell-bent in battling us. The demon we were dealing with was extremely violent and had attacked me so we asked God to send an angel to restrain this spirit. Within minutes the Angel pinned the demon to our couch and the demon was immoblized. The evil spirit was extremely frustrated with the fact that he couldn't move as God's Angel restrained the demon. What power these Angels have and I thank God for them.

Freak, Theology Web 16 Comments [5/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 2993

[Replying to 'Your point?']The laws of thermodynamics prove the exsistance of a supernatural creator is my point.

Xans, Atheist Network Message Board 16 Comments [5/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 2994

My own wild speculation, based only on ancient legends including those of Atlantis, is that genetic experiments had been conducted which essentially polluted the genomes of the entire human race, except for a few who like Noah were said to be 'perfect in their generations'. Thus, the necessity of a wholescale cleansing, including otherwise innocent children, and perhaps many animals as well. Perhaps someday we will find out the rest of the story.

Socratism, Theology Web 6 Comments [5/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 2995

Why was slavery allowed? It was a way to repay debtors, a good many of the slaves were willing.

Badfish, Internet Infidels 14 Comments [5/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 2996

Science is devoted to attempting to steal G_ds power from him. In the arrogance of man, they think that they are his equals and science is their atheist tool to dethrone him. Scientists are the high priests of the devil and you appear to be his willing congregation, all of you. By trying to call G_d a lier by doubting his word and believing Darwin and Hawking over Peter and Paul you exalt mans wisdom over G_ds and Satan laughs. You stupid atheists turn the truth around like your master and pretend you are so wise and we are stupid because your public schools think so too. I am not going to go to university too learn the devils lies, A bible college will be my wisdom and I will no all that is right for a man to no.

Lord of Lords, Biblical Pitfalls 32 Comments [5/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 2997

My bible college may not make me a la de da no it all, but what I do no will be important. What do you no slack a$$? There is only one truth and you are not speaking it. I am. If you new G_d rather than just your lusts you would no it.

Lord of Lords, Biblical Pitfalls 22 Comments [5/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 2998

The greatest minds in science are christian. They have always been christian. They have known the material limits of their wisdom. The lesser scientists and the braying dogs dont know their place and howl at the wind. Who cares what science declares anyway, it is a false idol. Religions are false, all of them, even your scientific one.

Lord of Lords, Biblical Pitfalls 21 Comments [5/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 2999

You dont understand the atheistic lies of scientists and you wont understand the explanations for dummies that answers can provide. What hope have you? The answers are by qualified scientific experts, their qualifications recognised by secular and spiritual authorities alike. Scientific journals are for atheists, christian scientists dont even get a look in with their findings.

Lord of Lords, Biblical Pitfalls 4 Comments [5/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 3000

What a scientist discovers, another proves wrong. Stupid atheists never learn. Einstein and Darwin had mental defects that are discussed widely on the internet, look it up. Newton was a fundamentalist Christian, he is undeniably the greatest and most pious scientist that the Lord has ever risen up. His work was devoted to proving the bibles truths. If you think your religion of science has any enduring answers for you all you need to do is look at its history. It is just the religion of atheists. All religions are false, run by satan to ensnare the minds of fools like yourselves. They are lies and they are false.

Lord of Lords, Biblical Pitfalls 16 Comments [5/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 3001

I have been told that a pastor actually became athiest (second hand story) after being shown the number of 'murders' God committed in the OT. Now obviously its His creation and He will do with it as He sees fit. I say that if you have a problem with God killing, be sure that you stay in His good grace.

Follower of Christ, Christian Forums 10 Comments [5/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 3002

[Creationist reply to a joke]you sir are a liar. If you are going to disobey rules and start a thread like this then at least do not start it with a blatant intentional lie/deception... I really take offense at your intentional misquoting of myself.

Follower of Christ, Christian Forums 3 Comments [5/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 3003

They want to be bible scholars but dont want to actually have to STUDY to do it.

Follower of Christ, Christian Forums 5 Comments [5/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 3004

Actually, it looks as if he started this [thread] and then bailed when confronted with his lie. Typical evolutionist reaction.

Follower of Christ, Christian Forums 5 Comments [5/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 3005

I'd like to see an animal change into another animal. Maybe we could charge admission and make a few bucks.

Follower of Christ, Christian Forums 21 Comments [5/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 3006

If you take only part of a prophecy, take that part out of context, and are allowed to change the wording, then of course you can apply it to Muhhamed, or anything for that matter.

KrakenFire, BlizzForums 4 Comments [5/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 3007

the evolutionist can't deal with the facts, so he ignores the results of the investigation of his claim and proceeds with his false assumption as if it has been proven.

Christan4Israel, Rapture Ready 7 Comments [5/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 3008

Dont forget the Great White Throne judgement. It implies a resurrection of the unbelieving dead, who are then cast into the lake of fire. This means that their uncorruptable bodies will be tormented forever. I doubt you could get used to that.

Hootmon, Rapture Ready 12 Comments [5/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 3009

What happens when a person goes to hell, and God lets the unbearable torment go on and on and on and on forever and yet never allows insanity to blind you to the insane torment. YOu are cognizant for ever and ever, and know that it wiill never change and that you will suffer and never get used to it and it just gets worse and worse?

Elizabeth_S, Rapture Ready 8 Comments [5/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 3010

and the idea that some other sort of non-Biblical deity could be the truth is too absurb for me to even think of very long... Christianity is just so well backed up in terms of evidence and common sense for me...

Sparklecat, Rapture Ready 6 Comments [5/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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