FSTDT Quotes for March 2003

Quote# 2523

[Mocking evolution]Hang on, I gotta feed my Transitional half Lizard half bird pet of mine. I'll be back.

Badfish, Christian Forums 18 Comments [3/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 4

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Quote# 2524

I am interested in the truth, the moondust theory cannot be disproven 100%, how can it be? We haven't observed it.

Badfish, Christian Forums 1 Comments [3/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 2

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Quote# 2525

The Sky Woman [creation myth] is kinda far fetched. And Zuni. And all of them basically.

Badfish, Christian Forums 12 Comments [3/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 1

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Quote# 2526

No, because your stories are not mainstream and do not have a detailed following of people or any proof of people ever following them. Let's see some written testimony. And some native Americans were stoned on Payute buttons.

Badfish, Christian Forums 3 Comments [3/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 2

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Quote# 2527

Actually there are alleged writings of Adam, written by Adam.

Badfish, Christian Forums 19 Comments [3/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 3

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Quote# 2528

Yeah the diaries of Adam and Eve, as translated by Mark Twain.

Badfish, Christian Forums 11 Comments [3/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 1

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Quote# 2529

To 'destroy' evolution is just to easy. It is like shooting fish in a barrel.

JohnR7, Christian Forums 28 Comments [3/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 9

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Quote# 2530

It maybe easier for you to find Big Foot and prove he exists then to produce a biologist that can convince me that he knows what he is talking about.

JohnR7, Christian Forums 15 Comments [3/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 4

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Quote# 2531

When God creates tornadoes to kills innocent children He is merely taking back what He gave and has every right to take. It is no violation of justice and hence not a sin.

Albert Cipriani, Internet Infidels 15 Comments [3/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 12

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Quote# 2532

Where the Greek reads one way and the KJV reads the other, rest assured that God will judge you at the Judgment on what you know. Since you don't know the Greek (and those who know it, alter it to suit themselves), you had better go by the KJV text.

Jephunneh, Christian Forums 7 Comments [3/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 8

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Quote# 2533

To question God's word is satanic (Gen. 3:1), so don't ever question it. Just believe it by faith. If you can't understand it, then at least believe it.

Jephunneh, Christian Forums 17 Comments [3/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 10

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Quote# 2534

Here is one reason why the Authorized Version of the Holy Bible is superior to any Greek text, or any Greek manuscripts: And that is because it is in the universal language of the end time.Greek, as a language, is deader than last year's bird nest. It constitutes less than one percent of the world's spoken languages, and there is no demand for it anywhere on earth, except in Greece, and in the back rooms of dead, orthodox, conservative, Bible critics.

Jephunneh, Christian Forums 16 Comments [3/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 6

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Quote# 2535

[To a Mormon]When you said 'I'm sorry you have been blinded by the cunning craftiness of men and cannot see the truth' I was shocked! I could not believe you said that. What cunning craftiness of men do you mean? The cunning craftiness of men that writes a book [the Book of Mormon] that is not supported by any scientific, legal or historic proof or means available and tells everyone to just believe it is true? The cunning craftiness of men that teaches that salvation can only be obtained from the [church of] L[atter]D[ay]S[aints] and J[oseph]S[mith], and completely discounts the many references in the bible that says Jesus is the only way to salvation?

JimB, Rapture Ready 7 Comments [3/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 4

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Quote# 2536

There is ample evidence against the B[ook]ofM[ormon] and none to support it, but yet it is considered, by the L[atter]D[ay]S[aints], the most correct book of all time, despite it many changes. That in itself defies all logic. You cannot logically argue an illogical thought.

JimB, Rapture Ready 12 Comments [3/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 0

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Quote# 2537

Hugh Nibley [a Latter Day Saint apologist] was a typical brain washed mormon who wouldn't recognise the truth if it bit him in the rear.

onsolidrock, Rapture Ready 6 Comments [3/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 2

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Quote# 2538

[On Mormon apologetics]No one likes to admit they are wrong, so we make excuses and either ignore the truth, make up ridiculous explanations to explain the lie, or when there is no explanation say it is groundless and fallacious.

JimB, Rapture Ready 10 Comments [3/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 7

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Quote# 2539

To assume that the Holy Spirit did not prophetically guide the KJV translators to use the word 'science' instead of knowledge is to limit God. God knew in advance that evolution would at its heart be an 'OPPOSTION of science falsely so called', so to try and limit gnosis to simply knowledge is to fail to understand how God used common Greek words and gave them a theological meaning (check the word Gospel as an example).

Ezra, Christian Forums 2 Comments [3/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 4

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Quote# 2540

You state what you stated simply cos you've been indoctrinated by secular systems to believe that the evidence supports evolution.

Andrew, Christian Forums 15 Comments [3/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 3

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Quote# 2541

Actually, he was not being 'unfair' or unjust with them. God is the Creator of the Universe, and as such he is also the owner of everything and everyone in it. Because of this, he is allowed (it is just) for him to do with people as he pleases, and that includes being allowed to kill infants.

Matthew, Christian Forums 7 Comments [3/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 5

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Quote# 2542

The Amalek people later in the passage we are told opposed the people of Israel. Does this mean that God orderd that they be killed to show all other people not to mess with the Isrealites? Were the childeren sacrificed to send a message to all others? These are my thoughts anyway

andybell, Christian Forums 1 Comments [3/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 2

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