FSTDT Quotes for November 2003

Quote# 5142

and for all the aetheists.... WHY IS THERE PROOF OF A GOD WHO IS KNOWN TO 'not exist'? Answer that with THOUGHT AND A GOOD AMOUNT OF CAUTION...

Rockin' christian, POD Warrior Forum 13 Comments [11/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 8

WTF?! || meh

Quote# 5143

Well, I sorta hate to admit this, but it has crossed my mind, Lord??? Please don't let me be on the toilet when the rapture occurs! LOL I have honestly said that and worried I'd be in the bath or on the John.

Birdy, Rapture Ready 14 Comments [11/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 5

WTF?! || meh

Quote# 5144

I seriously pray to the Lord each time I get in a car that I am driving that the rapture does not happen when I am driving. I know it would not be my fault in any way but I feel bad at the thought that my car could kill a potential believer.

tractsforchrist, Rapture Ready 9 Comments [11/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 3

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Quote# 5145

I would just like to say that last night I felt a strong urge to get a rapture ready kit together... I put a couple of tracts inside, a couple of book tracts, and an apologetic book that shows that Jesus has to be real... . I also have a sealed envelope that says 'Do Not open unless millions dissappear: The Rapture' With a dated letter showing that I knew about this before hand.

tractsforchrist, Rapture Ready 14 Comments [11/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 5

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Quote# 5146

Make an audio or video tape and seal it in an envolope. Then mark it with something like 'In case of mase disapperance open.' I'd make copies of it and put them around town in various places where people might go, (churches, stores, etc.) Does that sound to crazy?

New Hope, Rapture Ready 11 Comments [11/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 4

WTF?! || meh

Quote# 5147

[On how the anti-Christ will explain the Rapture]He's probably going to say that humans are undergoing an 'evolution' of sorts. Like an old Physics teacher in my high school told me: '... when there are too many people in the world, the world takes care of itself by eliminating half the population.'... In a nutshell, I think the AC is going to say that we didn't survive the evolution of Earth and that they did, thus, they are the better species.

Docpro, Rapture Ready 9 Comments [11/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 7

WTF?! || meh

Quote# 5148

how do you know the 'being' who has given you peace on these issues was in fact, God, and not Satan? (I've already explained how I know when it's God...He's consistent with His Word, Prayer, and other believers).

fbridges2, Rapture Ready 6 Comments [11/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 0

WTF?! || meh

Quote# 5149

greek mythology became myth because it didn't have enough convincing information, wereas christianity originated long before greek myth but is still a religion, so obviously christianity must be more significantt

Brotha Ballew, Christian Forums 17 Comments [11/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 5

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Quote# 5150

You will not find much evidence [of the Hebrew slaves] in Egypt. They are anti semitic and have eliminated most evidence of Jews ever being in their country.

JohnR7, Christian Forums 9 Comments [11/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 6

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Quote# 5151

The remains of Babylon of course is still there. It has never been rebuilt, even though they have tried to rebuild it over the years... The burning bush of moses is said to still be alive and is being protected in the center of a monastery. They say there is a place in the desert where the quail are tired from their long flight and drop exhausted out of the sky. Just as the Bible talks about.

JohnR7, Christian Forums 11 Comments [11/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 2

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Quote# 5152

If Adam and Eve were the first two humans, with no others created, whouldn't we all be Jews with lineages back to Adam?

Loudmouth, Christian Forums 6 Comments [11/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: -17

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Quote# 5153

You are a pretty funny person. As far as the O[ld]T[estament] goes, God wanted those people dead for a reason. Be it the wicked lives and practices they [and their children?] lead or the genetic make up they had. Far be it from any of us to question God. Mind you unbelievers may get a chance to ask God questions like your's before they are banished for eternity. [Emphasis Added]

ready2go, Rapture Ready 10 Comments [11/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 6

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Quote# 5154

[When the actor in Mel Gibson's movie about Jesus got struck by lightning twice in a row]...being hit twice, on the same set, and 2 different times relatively close to each other is beyond astronomical. I know atheists love to dismiss astronomically rare events as mere coincidences, but being struck by lightning while playing the most controversial character, in the most controversial movie ever made, and walking away with barely a scratch both times is beyond coincidence.

Magus55, Internet Infidels 5 Comments [11/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 2

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Quote# 5155

They were doing something unscriptural and God was warning them to get back on track or Satan ( who can control the weather) tried to kill off the main actor so the movie couldn't finish, and God protected him. Either way, its beyond a freaky coincidence.

Magus55, Internet Infidels 5 Comments [11/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 2

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Quote# 5156

[To a poster who explains, from personal experience, that surviving lightning is surprisingly common]How do you know Satan didn't try to kill you with lightning bolts, and God was protecting you since it wasn't your time?

Magus55, Internet Infidels 20 Comments [11/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 6

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Quote# 5157

Yes I think there is a verse in the Bible saying Satan has the power to control lightning ( don't know it off the top of my head though). He is the prince of the power of the air.

Magus55, Internet Infidels 4 Comments [11/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 2

WTF?! || meh

Quote# 5158

Probably cuz, its [Gibson's movie] got catholic ties.

needhimforever, Rapture Ready 1 Comments [11/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 1

WTF?! || meh

Quote# 5159

Could be G-d Could be satan I would say saton used the lightning because he doesn't want the film made and G-d saved him from being killed Or it could just be G-d is showing he is involved being the actor was not hurt in severe way either time

Pendragon, Rapture Ready 12 Comments [11/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 2

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Quote# 5160

Since I was a kid, my mom has always told me that actors who have played Jesus always seem to have something really odd happen to them...boom, another one. I don't know if it is God's way of saying 'don't even...'

pam2003, Rapture Ready 19 Comments [11/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 3

WTF?! || meh

Quote# 5161

I think it is safe to say... After two times, if this guy was doing something wrong, he would be complete toast. It may have been a warning, it may be a justified 'hey, bub, you are getting to close...'... but it would only be that. If he was doing anything seriously bad, he DEFINITELY would be an ash tray.

Hawk, Rapture Ready 1 Comments [11/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 0

WTF?! || meh

Quote# 5162

I think that God controls the weather...I did a search at Crosswalk.com: [insert long list of verses where God sends lightning and thunder]...

itsjustme, Rapture Ready 9 Comments [11/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: -2

WTF?! || meh

Quote# 5163

Come on, to even think that God would strike a person with lightning. I thought he loves us all? He does. Could it be Satan has a way with weather and doesnt want this movie released?

Redmow, Rapture Ready 7 Comments [11/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 4

WTF?! || meh

Quote# 5164

it was satan pissed off that they are doing too good of a job portraying how Christ suffered for us. scriptures plainly state he is able to bring fire down from heaven (i.e. lightning) and much more besides.

FollowerofJesus, Rapture Ready 1 Comments [11/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 2

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Quote# 5165

When I read the thread title I admit I was hoping the 'actor' involved was the one who portrays Jesus in the controversial play 'Corpus Christi', a play in which many actors have quit due to the immense public outcry against it due to the portrayal of a gay Jesus. Oh darn [slapping forehead smiley]

WingShire, Rapture Ready 6 Comments [11/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 1

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Quote# 5166

My guess is that satan was throwing lightning bolts, and God saved this man's life...twice.

CatcherRye, Rapture Ready 6 Comments [11/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 2

WTF?! || meh