FSTDT Quotes for October 2003

Quote# 4804

Yeah, like when the mother is a broken-down syphilitic, having already bred 8 other children who is living in poverty and gets herself impregnated by her boss who remains married to another woman. Certainly, in such a case the 'real ill effects of a birth CAN be seen with a fair degree of certainty.'

Albert Cipriani, Internet Infidels 7 Comments [10/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: -2

WTF?! || meh

Quote# 4805

If you don’t accept the results, simply don’t perform the action that produces the unacceptable results. It’s that simple. I’m amazed our worthless society needs condoms, sex education, and abortions to complicate this supposed problem.

Albert Cipriani, Internet Infidels 13 Comments [10/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 7

WTF?! || meh

Quote# 4806

Why punish babies because women choose to have sex stupidly and immorally?.. Your love of being consistently selfish is what animates your hatred of the once upon a time universal law against abortion. Babies must be chopped into pieces and sucked out of wombs so that those wombs can continue to behave irresponsibly. What an inspiring cause you champion.

Albert Cipriani, Internet Infidels 15 Comments [10/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 5

WTF?! || meh

Quote# 4807

A young women that finds herself pregnant has acted foolishly and immorally because she willingly acted to put herself and her unborn child in harms way, whatever her intent.

dk, Internet Infidels 6 Comments [10/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 5

WTF?! || meh

Quote# 4808

Well, you must have a different bible than I do, because in mine, the King James Versian, God does not kill people for swearing, being raped, or any other thing... When the world-wide flood happend, and Noah was called to build the ark, that was because there were too many people on the Earth...

fann_atick, ChannelOne.com BBS 15 Comments [10/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 5

WTF?! || meh

Quote# 4809

I simply do not have time to engage in a debate on the nature of God... He never claims to be like us and to think like us. He also claims to hide evidence and purposely deceive people.

RFHendrix, Christian Forums 14 Comments [10/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 4

WTF?! || meh

Quote# 4810

A frame shift is not always the result of a 'mistaken' mutation. They can simply be the intended manipulation of the information contained in the DNA. The same can be said for many 'mutations'.

RFHendrix, Christian Forums 2 Comments [10/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 3

WTF?! || meh

Quote# 4811

Evolution cannot be expected to arise out of thin air because of the spontaneous self assembly of chemicals and then create intelligence. That is assigning supernatural powers to a natural process and is a contradiction of terms.

RFHendrix, Christian Forums 5 Comments [10/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 2

WTF?! || meh

Quote# 4812

Two cops also passed me by on the way home, it's a damn gurantee I would have been pulled over and arrested if God had not intervened. Current science could not explain any of these events to me sufficiently. There is no way to explain my sudden regain of complete and perfect control in my drunken state (about 12 beers, thats a LOT for me). [Emphasis addeed]

UserFriendly, BlizzForums 20 Comments [10/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 12

WTF?! || meh

Quote# 4813

There is a huge differance between being legally intoxicated and being intoxicated beyond capability of operating a motor vehicle. 12 beers in 2 1/2 hours is a lot by anyones standards. I was beyond the point of focusing myself.

UserFriendly, BlizzForums 2 Comments [10/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: -3

WTF?! || meh

Quote# 4814

I can't get arrested for that because nobody pulled me over. Is Blizzforums gonna report me to the police department? Oh I'm terrified. Let em know that I sell drugs too.

UserFriendly, BlizzForums 6 Comments [10/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 1

WTF?! || meh

Quote# 4815

Yes, endangering all of these people, and what is his solution? To carry me to my destination safely and quickly, helping not only myself but whoever else was on the road that night. Whats fucked up about that?

UserFriendly, BlizzForums 3 Comments [10/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 4

WTF?! || meh

Quote# 4816

Gods always there, what the hell are you talking about? I only attribute God to things that occur in my life that I am sure he has taken part in... Like my job interview. There is no fucking way in hell I could have done this without him. No high school diploma no previous job references no special skills or anything. And they hire me at $12.00/hr. Whatever. You can say hes not real but I'll just continue to enjoy the benefits of knowing God.

UserFriendly, BlizzForums 13 Comments [10/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 2

WTF?! || meh

Quote# 4817

I am not surprised by this [a delusional man killing people due to a movie vampire's orders]. Reminds me of my thread in the politics forum about music and brainwashing americans... many people hate taken their lives after listening to rock songs over and over and over again. It is not a coincidence that movies and music make people take their lives, just satan getting his due if you know what I mean.

jhessel, Christian Forums 2 Comments [10/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 6

WTF?! || meh

Quote# 4818

Creationism is pure fact... Our kids are being brainwashed by people who have no grip of reality. Reality is a world where athiests and those who support evolution surely dont live. It is ashamed at how kids are lied to being told that they evolved from a monkey... Evolution is one of the biggest frauds of our time. It truly is so sad how people are so far from reality. If you want to live in lala land then go ahead but there are some of us who choose to be in tune with reality. The reality is found in Genesis... It will do you some good if you just trust what it says as pure fact. Evolution comes from pure ignorance to the facts of how we got here.

JEREMY O'ROURKE, Christian Forums 15 Comments [10/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 4

WTF?! || meh

Quote# 4819

No explanatory value for creationism? Well it explains why evolution fares so poorly...

Charles Darwin, Internet Infidels 6 Comments [10/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 5

WTF?! || meh

Quote# 4820

I had no idea how radical the pro-abortion forces are... They don't want 'choice', they want abortion. Why, I can't fathom. Money, racism or a twisted mind is all I can figure... The pro-abortionists must be resisted. They affect more than just those who have abortions. They affect all of society and they are evil.

Voegelin, Christian Forums 9 Comments [10/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 1

WTF?! || meh

Quote# 4821

And I personally think society is better without atheism. Good thing heaven won't have any atheists in it.

Magus55, Internet Infidels 13 Comments [10/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 1

WTF?! || meh

Quote# 4822

Mosaic Law addressed how to deal with homosexuals [stoning]. Jesus never said any different.

desi, Christian Forums 4 Comments [10/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 6

WTF?! || meh

Quote# 4823

[After 'love thy neighbour' is brought up]If you love someone who is harming themselves or others the proper course of action is to try and stop them, the right thing.

desi, Christian Forums 9 Comments [10/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: -3

WTF?! || meh

Quote# 4824

what if you're blind? The Universe hasn't been proven to exist to a blind man, has it?

Prophetessofrage, Internet Infidels 12 Comments [10/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 5

WTF?! || meh

Quote# 4825

I was driving my Chevy Monza, which I had never had any problems with... and was waiting for the traffic to clear so I could turn. But, the car died. I turned the key several times but it wouldn't turn over... Just then, there was a three car pile up in the intersection... Right where I'd have been if the car had not died. As soon as I stopped shaking and thanked God, I turned the key. The car started up immediately and I went on my way, but the opposite direction from what I had planned. [Emphasis added]

BeeSavedToo, Rapture Ready 12 Comments [10/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 2

WTF?! || meh

Quote# 4826

Please edit your post [which mentions oral sex in passing] so that no one is tempted or stumbles.

ylf1999, Rapture Ready 15 Comments [10/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 2

WTF?! || meh

Quote# 4827

Sex is a sin... Skiing is deffinetly not... To even compare skiing and sex is rationalization to the absurd level.

Shyguy, Harvest Moon Farm 32 Comments [10/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 7

WTF?! || meh

Quote# 4828

It's not about appeasing your boyfriend and his/your physical desires. It's about honoring and obeying your Lord and Savior Jesus Christ. When you accepted Christ you gave up the right to yourself and what you desired...

ChasinAfterHim, Rapture Ready 19 Comments [10/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 6

WTF?! || meh