FSTDT Quotes for September 2002

Quote# 667

[Responding to 'You CAN be a Christian and be an evolutionist.']

That's true. You can be a Christian and still be wrong about some things.

npetreley, Christian Forums 16 Comments [9/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 1

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Quote# 668

So in the end, there are three true religions, but I believe that Christianity is most true, since we accept what Muslims and Jews do not.

Dagorauk, POD Warrior Forum 5 Comments [9/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 16

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Quote# 669

Oh I'm not homophobic... except for the males who participate in regular acts of....... Eeewwwwwww!

russell182, POD Warrior Forum 30 Comments [9/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 10

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Quote# 670

Anyway, when the rapture happens and all of our loved ones are taken up from their graves, will their body parts ( hearts, lungs, kidneys etc.) that they donated, be taken back from the people that the parts were given to? I know it sounds sick but how funny would that be, I would love to hear the AC explanation for that. Not to mention how all the doctors would respond. After all the body parts are from Gods people . Like I said just a thought…..

ready2gohome, Rapture Ready 23 Comments [9/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 13

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Quote# 671

[On the Catholic Church]

God have mercy upon the perpetrators of this EVIL DOCTRINE, which has led, and is leading HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS to hell.

Lordschild, Rapture Ready 9 Comments [9/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 4

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Quote# 672

I am very happy to say I am an X catholic. I found the truth in the scriptures about 22 years ago. There is no purgatory. You are either saved or you are not. You cannot be almost saved, It's kinda like being a little bit pregnant.

Richard, Rapture Ready 12 Comments [9/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: -2

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Quote# 673

Oh, they know the truth. Most evolutionists aren't uneducated -- in fact, most of them are very highly educated. And that's part of the problem. Not education per se (education is a good thing!) - but the educational SYSTEM, which is turning out graduates with no concept of a "higher power". Young people go into college with an open mind, and exit with a spiritual lobotomy. This is why we, as parents, need to make sure that our kids get a strong foundation in Christian truths that will follow them through their school years.

dad4jesus, Rapture Ready 14 Comments [9/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 11

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Quote# 674

[On being asked which Christianity-based laws he'd like to see]

Criminals who are convicted, will be executed on the spot. Re-criminalization of homosexuality.

Goose, TheologyOnline Forums 17 Comments [9/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 9

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Quote# 675

[After being blasted for the innocents who would be executed on the spot under such a system]

Once capital crimes stop becoming so frequent, since we are under God's system, there won't be that many murderers to make a mess with. And since there will be such a huge decrease in murders, each murder case will get all the more attention and thuroughness.

Goose, TheologyOnline Forums 11 Comments [9/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 9

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Quote# 676

[Replying to 'It's not as simple as all that, goose...']

You're right. It's going to take a lot more people with a lot more knowledge and wisdom than me.

Goose, TheologyOnline Forums 7 Comments [9/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: -7

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Quote# 677

BTW There is much proof that meditational practices can cause psychiatric illness. Even if you are unwilling to admit that it is possession, that's bad enough. . .and is a few minutes of "inner peace" worth a lifetime of insanity?

Susan, Christian Forums 13 Comments [9/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 22

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Quote# 678

[Replying to sarcastic comment of 'people still believe in demons']

I can't believe that in the year 2002 we still have atheists that would deny the existence of supernaturally malevolent evil. Touche.

Susan, Christian Forums 11 Comments [9/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 13

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Quote# 679

I have been warned in my church against stuff like yoga. I have been told that emptying your mind opens you up and makes you vulnerable to demonic influence. I guess I won't take my chances.

psycmajor, Christian Forums 12 Comments [9/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 12

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Quote# 680

[On the Genesis creation account]

When god says 6 days he means 6 days, and I don't ignore any true scientific evidence, yes the Bible is the first authority, but true scientific evidence fits it.

In any case, any "evidence" can be twisted to fit one's bias, so its a mute point to debate evidence.

Athlon4All, Christian Forums 10 Comments [9/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 8

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Quote# 681

It is just one of the frauds still in school text books.

Many others are the

Geologic Columns
Radioactive Decay Tables
Nebreska Man
Missing Link(Lucy)
Big Bang theory(it is a BIG DUD)
Perodic Table(the elements are all true but the table is bunk)
Many things about chemistry(when it has to do with ages and such)
And more.............

Evolution is all a lie created by satan to turn us wawy from the bible and get lost(go straight to hell)!

Parise the Lord!

Hector Medina, Christian Forums 33 Comments [9/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 17

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Quote# 682

I was wondering where in the Bible it says that we, as Christians, are allowed to, and even possibly required to, have sex with our spouse for fun and not simply for procreation. Which passages of scripture state that we are allowed to have intercourse for the sole purpose of recreation as opposed to having intercourse solely to create a new life?

A Sheep, Christian Forums 13 Comments [9/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 7

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Quote# 683

[After being pointed to scripture that's interpreted as meaning you can have recreational sex as long as you're married]

I have a few things to say concerning this scripture. First, do this passages have to be referring to intercourse? Being satisfied by your wife's breasts and embracing a spouse's bosom does not sound like intercourse to me.

A Sheep, Christian Forums 19 Comments [9/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 2

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Quote# 684

[Trying to reconcile 'free' will and omniscience with the finest logic available]

Juliod, think about this. If God knew that you were going to have pancakes, that means that you, on your own free will, would chose pancakes over waffles. If God knew, you would have zero chance of eating waffles, because your free will would not lead you to having waffles. Think about that.

Americanrock61, Christian Website Talk! 22 Comments [9/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 11

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Quote# 685

[On extraterrestrials]

If these fallen angels portray themselves as a citizenry of another planet, how many will disregard the Bible as the unerring, unchanging Word of God? How many people will follow these angels to destruction?

erschiessen, Christian Website Talk! 15 Comments [9/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 7

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Quote# 686

This problem indeed does not lie with the atheists to disprove God, because he can't be disproved by any idea you guys come up with. The proof he IS there is out there today. Take September 11. About an estimated 50,000 people work there daily. On September 11, an estimated 45,000 people were NOT there because they were sick, at a church meeting, getting doughnuts, etc., and a majority of these people were born again Christians. Coincedence?

Americanrock61, Christian Website Talk! 24 Comments [9/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 10

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Quote# 687

Projilly, the people that weren't at WTC on September 11 had "Christian" written next to their description for their job application. It wasn't Godless sinners that died during Sept. 11. However, the only people that lived were the ones that extended a hand to Jesus saying 'Help me here!'

Americanrock61, Christian Website Talk! 8 Comments [9/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 17

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Quote# 688

[On atheist parody webpages]

They will find out just how much God exists at the great white throne judgement when they are standing before God answering for their sins and rebellion. Then they won't think their humor is so funny.

Gregg, Christian Website Talk! 13 Comments [9/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 0

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Quote# 689

I disagree with all of you. She is showing classic signs of demonic posession, and NOT schizphrenia or anything of the sorts:

-She condemned God (generally very spiritual and close to God)

-She had rational conversations with others and seemed more inllegent than normal.

Rising_Suns, Christian Forums 9 Comments [9/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 12

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Quote# 690

[Exorcism advice!]

Get a group of strong Christians to physically surround her and pray for hours. They should tell the demon to get out of her body, it is not welcome. In Jesus' name.

psycmajor, Christian Forums 9 Comments [9/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 4

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Quote# 691

I don't agree that lack of fertile land has ever been a problem. The earth has always produced for it's inhabitants in abundance. This struggle for food is a total myth.

Chris Groves, BBC Science Board 22 Comments [9/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 14

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