FSTDT Quotes for September 2002

Quote# 642

[On public school systems]

Through this the liberals have successfully dumbed down their constituency, but it has backfired on them. They do not know how to vote. It is too complicated for them considering the education they have received.
So in this case we let you shoot yourself in your own foot.

Nobbynose, Christian Website Talk! 1 Comments [9/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 5

WTF?! || meh

Quote# 643

[On Satanism and Paganism-related websites]

What will you do, if you accidentally came across such websites?

As for now, I would back out as quickly as possible and delete my files and cookies to keep the computer from becoming possessed by a demon (I heard that can happen and I certainly don't want it to). Maybe I would even sit my Bible on top of it for a while.

Susan, Christian Forums 37 Comments [9/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 21

WTF?! || meh

Quote# 644

[This guy must be unaware of mutations in sex cells]

And Macro Evolution cannot occur. If a cell mutates somewhere in my body and doesn't die as a result, it won't affect me in anyway, since I've still got a few Trillion other cells functioning the way they always have. And the mutation will not pass on to my offspring.

Eagle299, Comic Book Resources Forums 8 Comments [9/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 5

WTF?! || meh

Quote# 645

[Birds descended from mammals?! Quick, tell the paleontological community and win a Nobel Prize!]

we have observed evolution transpire, no argument against that... but I have yet to see any experiments that convinced me, for example, that dinosaurs evolved from birds (which was one theory) or from reptiles and amphibians... for all that I've read, they could have evolved from mammals.

Totoro Man, Comic Book Resources Forums 8 Comments [9/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 2

WTF?! || meh

Quote# 646

[Apparently, this guy hasn't heard of forensic science, among other things]

I have enough knowledge of science to know that you cannot know what it was like millions of years ago because there was no one there to observe it. Things can only be proven scientificly when someone is there to observe it happening, repeatedly.

Eagle299, Comic Book Resources Forums 14 Comments [9/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 5

WTF?! || meh

Quote# 647

[After being asked if he's considered that the Bible may be only the result of superstitious human authors]

Yes, it has occured to me. But I have rejected the notion based on Faith. Frankly, I'm nothing without my Faith. Besides, I've examined the evidense provided by the athiests that God does not exist, and I have found it sorely lacking.

Eagle299, Comic Book Resources Forums 10 Comments [9/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 0

WTF?! || meh

Quote# 648

[Replying to 'But even if it is supernatural, why your God? Why God and not Vishnu? Or playful spirits?']

Because the miracles of my faith also contain messages, relevant to the faith. In fact, if they don't have messages attached, so to speak, they are usually seen as fake.

s0uljah, Christian Forums 3 Comments [9/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 4

WTF?! || meh

Quote# 649

[On whether cute little pets go to heaven when they die]

I think animals are stupid, mindless beasts who have no brain. The reason why they like you five minutes after scolding them is because the forgot what happened! There is no way that animals can get into heaven. Besides, if I go to heaven, I don't want to hear dogs barking.

Sky77, Christian Forums 40 Comments [9/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 11

WTF?! || meh

Quote# 650

[Is atheism a religion?]

I believe it to be a problem and not a religion!

rekaburb, Christian Forums 15 Comments [9/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 0

WTF?! || meh

Quote# 651

And also. You know nothing about people who have Alzheimers. Maybe they get closer to God by the second and that's why they don't react to other people yapping anymore.

bluetrinity, Christian Forums 14 Comments [9/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 14

WTF?! || meh

Quote# 652

Evolution isn't a theory. It's an attempt to explain our existence (or current state) from a naturalist perspective in spite of the evidence rather than because of it. My eighth grade teacher would have called it a "myth" since he defined "mythology" as man's propensity to make up stories in an attempt to explain the unexplainable.

npetreley, Christian Forums 8 Comments [9/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 8

WTF?! || meh

Quote# 653

That's true, Nick. It's just that the majority of the people have been taught evolution since pre-school, and at that age, kids believe anything you tell them. Afterwards, when they're older, you can keep them believing in it (even vigorously defending it) easily.

alexgb00, Christian Forums 18 Comments [9/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 14

WTF?! || meh

Quote# 654

In reading the Koran, there is no way to reconcile that god with the God of Christianity and Judaism. Allah is not YHWH. I admit to being completely baffled that anyone could even think they are the same. That is tantamount to calling God a liar and I don't want to be around when they have to face God for that.

onesheep, Rapture Ready 14 Comments [9/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 6

WTF?! || meh

Quote# 655

If you pray the bible will make sense. The bible makes sense, it is just hard for some to grasp a supernatural creator, but it is a choice and one must look within themselves and decide to seek God or not.

Ben Nevis, Christian Forums 7 Comments [9/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 0

WTF?! || meh

Quote# 656

[Replying to 'Thus far, they have a nasty history of being hoaxes or frauds']

Now you are claiming that the Catholic Church is involved in hoaxes?

s0uljah, Christian Forums 11 Comments [9/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 6

WTF?! || meh

Quote# 657

Back in the olden days son God was more concerned about keeping His new paradise (earth) perfect. If that was going to be acheived then obviously He didn't want idolaters, animal fuckers and others who disobey His commands so He instructed the Jews to kill them. Death wasn't really an issue in those days anyway and there weren't really many other religions. You die you go to Heaven. No real punishment.

russell182, POD Warrior Forum 3 Comments [9/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 7

WTF?! || meh

Quote# 658

They're teaching tolerance in public schools, which is a travesty. If you don't accept anything and everything that other people do--regardless of your morals or your values you're intolerant. THAT is why I think tolerance is a bad thing. People are FORCED to accept things that they find offensive and/or unacceptable, or they're made to look evil or hateful.

Cammie, Christian Forums 12 Comments [9/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 2

WTF?! || meh

Quote# 659

according to scientists in the big bang theory the ball of matter was spinning. If it was spinning in a clockwise direction than due to the conservation of angular momentum all the plants and such would be spinning in a clockwise direction too. If the big bang theory is true than how come's some of our planets our spinning in the opposite direction. That's just one more fact to make evolution wrong.

grace006, CreationTalk 14 Comments [9/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 8

WTF?! || meh

Quote# 660

I'm sure that almost every single scientist is much smarter than me. But you'd be wrong to think that every scientist is a darwinist, believing in the B[i][ig][/i]B[ang].

alexgb00, Christian Forums 4 Comments [9/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 4

WTF?! || meh

Quote# 661

Christians need to be doing what the gays and feminists are doing; they need to do rallies, and petitions, and speak up for what they believe is right--regardless of whether or not it's politically correct.

Cammie, Christian Forums 10 Comments [9/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: -9

WTF?! || meh

Quote# 662

Well, that's why homosexuals are gaining rights. That's why murderers are still alive, with cable TV. That's why feminists have ruined the family. Yes, as a Christian, you HAVE to worry about yourself, but you have to look after your fallen brother or sister, too. We can't stop turning the other way when it come to sin! Sin has to be dealt with!

Cammie, Christian Forums 5 Comments [9/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 10

WTF?! || meh

Quote# 663

Evolution suggest that species developed from other spieces, and that is impossible or else we would today have catbirds, rhinomonkeys, even flying gerbelpigs. Science itself proves this. Again, Evolution is not a science, it is only a theory that is taught as science.

J100, Rapture Ready 30 Comments [9/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 6

WTF?! || meh

Quote# 664

athiests make me cry

findtbax, Christian Forums 42 Comments [9/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 0

WTF?! || meh

Quote# 665

Well Allah and Islam are a synogogues of satan. No, no God would openely promote the torture of babies, rape of women, mass slaughter of Christians and terrorist bombings.

russell182, POD Warrior Forum 12 Comments [9/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 6

WTF?! || meh

Quote# 666

[Replying to allegations that God apparently doesn't do anything]

Yeah, holding the universe together and making sure we don't wipe each other out is nothing. And in certain instances healing people. Perhaps preventing plenty of murders. Preventing genocide.

Elric, Blizzforums 37 Comments [9/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 6

WTF?! || meh