FSTDT Quotes for December 2002

Quote# 1794

Is Legosexuality a Sin? I saw a dog once that had a "Leg Orientation" since he would hump a person's leg. Sexual desires are a result of reproducing! The Dog had no "Leg Orientation"! He was a normal Dog who acted by nature to do that which he was designed to do which is to Reproduce! He couldn't ever reproduce by doing such but in his mind he just satisfied his desires. The same as humans masturbate today. So if then the dog could be taught by the media and the propaganda of today then the dog could then start believing that he was born this way. So he then would say to himself. I was born different. I am a Legosexual!

Marty Lineberry, VoyForums 29 Comments [12/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 10

WTF?! || meh

Quote# 1795

Just because it may also be "enjoyable" does not mean that a husband and wife are allowed to have sex with the use of contraceptives just for the "enjoyment" of it, as they are not allowing procreation to occur, so it is a sin. Same thing goes for any sexual act that is not done with the intent to have a child.

A Sheep, Christian Forums 13 Comments [12/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 8

WTF?! || meh

Quote# 1796

The constitution was intended to protect religion from Government. It is plan to see that the court system is not standing behind the constitution, because they are not protecting the rights of Christians in the school system.

JohnR7, Christian Forums 7 Comments [12/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 6

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Quote# 1797

They [the Supreme Court] stay as far away as they can from the congress and the senete, when they make stupid decisions like that. It is time to put this check and balance thing to work and get the legislative brance to get the judical branch back under control. Or maybe just admit that mans attempt to form a Government just plain does not work, and it is time to seek after God and to follow HIS Government.

JohnR7, Christian Forums 2 Comments [12/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 2

WTF?! || meh

Quote# 1798

I use to live in the Milwaukee area a few years back, and witnessed homo-sexuals walking and other things in public, and on the streets in broad daylight. A deplorable sight and very embarrassing for my children to witness such abominations.

Justified, BaptistBoard 48 Comments [12/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 7

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Quote# 1799

[On the origin of the universe]No one (mankind) knows what happened. The only documentation we have is the Bible.

Valerie412, Rapture Ready 11 Comments [12/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 7

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Quote# 1800

I'll say one thing for the guy [Joseph Smith]. He had a heck of a vivid imagination. Not accurate, truthful or consistent, but vivid non-the-less. I can't believe that someone could actually buy into this garbage.

cheezit, Rapture Ready 14 Comments [12/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: -5

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Quote# 1801

if evolution were true then where did the bible come from?

billywhitebread, Rapture Ready 38 Comments [12/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 11

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Quote# 1802

Atheism is just made up. Its not real.

hercules1, POD Warrior Forum 9 Comments [12/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 8

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Quote# 1803

im sorry for saying this...no im not. but being gay is just sick and nasty. uggghhggg.

punkrocker71, POD Warrior Forum 13 Comments [12/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 5

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Quote# 1804

Whether or not homosexuals can experience 'true love'... I don't know. How do you know that? I tried to look up some Bible passages on love but I couldn't find anything. So much for that.

King Russ, POD Warrior Forum 14 Comments [12/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 3

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Quote# 1805

LaVey is bullshit. i used to be far from what i am now....and i bought both the satanic bible and the satanic rituals (which i gladly threw away about 6 months ago..) and that is all garbage...he is telling people...gullible people....his own vision of this..and its crap....who ever follows that book is being played for a fukin dummie....i feel for those who give in to that nonsense..

tribalsinner, POD Warrior Forum 4 Comments [12/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 2

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Quote# 1806

Against my sanity, I'll respond. The number of people that believe there is no God is infinitesimally small compared to those that do. Therefore, the burden of proof is you.

lrssms, Sean Hannity Discussion Forum 8 Comments [12/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 5

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Quote# 1807

This is exactly why, no matter how hard the U.S tries to control terrorism, no matter how hard they try to gain oil and take control, they will miserably fail (and they will spend a lot of money on it, just like what’s happening now, and there money shall be spent in vain). The Bible is the truth. It’s very consistent with what’s happening right now, and if we don’t repent, something really bad is going to happen to the U.S (whether they like it or not).

Bettawrekonize, CreationTalk 1 Comments [12/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 2

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Quote# 1808

The information in the Bible came from GOD (that’s why it’s so accurate). Are you calling GOD a moron? GOD says that if the people repent, he will spare the world of all the horrors he said he would put upon it. It’s people like you that are causing all the problems in the world. Too many people refuse to repent, and you’re going to learn the hard way that everything in the Bible is true.

Bettawrekonize, CreationTalk 1 Comments [12/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 6

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Quote# 1809

I forgot the verse, but the Bible does mention that people will try to prove evolution. They’re trying very hard, may I add. They would lie, spend a lot of money, mix up bones, put together fake parts to say they evolved, etc...

Bettawrekonize, CreationTalk 3 Comments [12/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 5

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Quote# 1810

For many years they have been doing this, and for many years Christians have been pointing out the mistakes the scoffers make (of course they cover it up). Each time the scoffers would simply try harder to make a skull that can convince people. Now with all the genetic engineering we have, we can finally prove evolution? I doubt it, I think those skulls that are trying to prove evolution are made in a laboratory. Look how new they look, if they were about 2.4 million years old, wouldn’t they have decomposed by now (or at least look a little older than they look?).

Bettawrekonize, CreationTalk 10 Comments [12/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 2

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Quote# 1811

I'm sorry, but most people are brain washed by these lies because most people lack common sense (and are way too gullible). We are lied to about everything. Open your eyes and see the light. Look at the evidence.

Bettawrekonize, CreationTalk 3 Comments [12/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 1

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Quote# 1812

I recently seen on the news that if you donate your money to telemarketers, who claim that money is going to the needy, only about six percent (if your lucky) of the money that you donate actually goes to the needy (the rest of it goes to rich people who don’t deserve it).

Bettawrekonize, CreationTalk 10 Comments [12/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: -17

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Quote# 1813

Enjoy your cognitive dissonance, and don't forget to request to be buried in an asbestos suit.

Evolskeptic, CreationTalk 5 Comments [12/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 3

WTF?! || meh

Quote# 1814

I'd say the earth is in pretty good shape for a billion year-old planet. When you consider the damage that meteors, natural disasters, etc. would have caused the planet over billions of years, it's reasonable to conclude that the earth is probably much younger than that.

Galaxy70, CreationTalk 8 Comments [12/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 4

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Quote# 1815

[Trying to explain transitional fossils]My science teacher told me that if you cross breed one animal with another animal like a dog with a cat you would get something inbetween but it would be sterol.

Sausagesteaksauce, CreationTalk 21 Comments [12/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 7

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Quote# 1816

I think if fags don't believe in God then religion should have no influence on them. However, it is misunderstood people such as paul3 and yourself who try and deceive homosexuals in thinking it's okay to believe in God and be gay. It is people such as paul3 and yourself who have tried to justify this abomination as a "normal" practice when according to about 95% of the worlds population it is wrong according to their religious texts.

King Russ, POD Warrior Forum 4 Comments [12/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 4

WTF?! || meh

Quote# 1817

Sex is for the purpose of procreating. You say what is wrong with pleasure. Tell me this, what is wrong with fucking an animal, having sex with little 5 year old girls etc? I'll tell you why, IT'S NOT NATURAL!!!

King Russ, POD Warrior Forum 12 Comments [12/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 4

WTF?! || meh

Quote# 1818

The point is that the constitution was written to protect religious freedom. The modern supreme court has turned the constitution into toilet paper and they do not protect the freedom they were put there to protect. The only thing they protect is their pride and ego. The idea that religion should not be taught in the school system is pure nonsense.

JohnR7, Christian Forums 11 Comments [12/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 0

WTF?! || meh